If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Klaus_Smith]

Watch out I fart easily.

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t know this sounds kinda fun.

You would think but some people do get annoyed when astrology comes up, I’d imagine they’d scoff at divination decks and natal chart readings hence you all have been warned!

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Extreme fun - may not be suitable for all

 

[Utmale48]

You would think but some people do get annoyed when astrology comes up, I’d imagine they’d scoff at divination decks and natal chart readings hence you all have been warned!

I have been warned.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

 

[angelofthenorth]

Lack of planning on your part
Does NOT constitute an emergency on mine

 

[Erosfan]

Warning; Likes to get naked and will, when aroused!

 

[shizzz]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

“Always wants a blowjob”

 

[SouthernMatureM]

Do Not Try This At Home (ok, try this at home)

 

[Wand3rlust]

red flag compatible only. Green flags may cause malfunction.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Not to be operated by fuckwits

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Skilled
Don't ask - you might find out.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Skilled
Don't ask - you might find out.

hmmm

 

[TongueLust]

If you lie to me, I'll bury you with my toenails.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Don't make it weird..
thats my job!

 

[OralAllOver]

Past expiration date!

 

[OralAllOver]

Warning, may cause drowsiness

Funny!

 

[OralAllOver]

🏷
- This girl is ADHD
- Read top line again but take it seriously
- also binges true crime and will then believe everyone in her life is either a potential serial killer, sociopath, or cult leader

Aka regular gal

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do not be concerned by excessive eye rolling. This is perfectly normal for this model.

 

[alexgriffin74]

Warning: Dad joke area.

Also, may talk about D&D entirely too much.

Caution: this unit cannot pickup on any but the most obvious of social cues.

 

[OralAllOver]

Objects in bedroom are gayer than they appear

 

[Neanderthal247]

I rarely threaten, but I'm always a threat.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Warning: uses excessive amounts of water in the shower

 

[JennyCapricorn]

“you may survive this, but you won’t be unscathed”

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shake before use