Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[ColeyD]

Sign me up

 

[MrPimms]

Cool, innit.

So cool!

You don’t happen to drink tea out of hand painted periwinkles too??

 

[Tallulah82]

So cool!

You don’t happen to drink tea out of hand painted periwinkles too??

You know I'm tired. You're fucking with my mind now because I *KNOW* that's a reference to something from last week and I have no fucking clue where to place it.

 

[MrPimms]

You know I'm tired. You're fucking with my mind now because I *KNOW* that's a reference to something from last week and I have no fucking clue where to place it.

Posh woman. Sophisticated telephone voice. Always planning candlelit suppers.

I’m off for second wangle. I should buy shares in Kleenex at this rate.

 

[Tallulah82]

Posh woman. Sophisticated telephone voice. Always planning candlelit suppers.

I’m off for second wangle. I should buy shares in Kleenex at this rate.

Enjoy your wangle. I've just been sent a collection of knobs.

Also, before you go, I'm glad you're using Kleenex. The cheap ones just chafe.

 

[Tallulah82]

Sign me up

I almost missed you there! You're not normally so quiet in entering places.

Hmmm. Can that be misconstrued?

 

[Tallulah82]

If I were more of an exhibitionist, I'd wank to this and pretend they were all watching me.

Maybe I still will, it could be good practice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I were more of an exhibitionist, I'd wank to this and pretend they were all watching me.

Maybe I still will, it could be good practice.

Do you often force yourself to fantasize about fantasies that don’t really do it for you?

Odd. Should I try it?

 

[Tallulah82]

Do you often force yourself to fantasize about fantasies that don’t really do it for you?

Odd. Should I try it?

Ooof, that sounds harsh.

Force myself to fantasise? No. That sounds like I'm trying to convince myself to do something to please someone else. No.

Ok, let's break this down.
I don't class myself as an exhibitionist. I will and do show myself off when I'm in the 'right' mindset to tease others but I don't "need" (?) to be seen to feed my desires.
HOWEVER, I do have a long-standing fantasy of being the single woman in a gang-bang situation, which then means I would be the sole visual focus (mostly) of a group of men (let's ignore the dog, shall we!). This requires an element of being an exhibitionist, in my humble opinion.
And so we arrive at the notion of 'practising' how I may embrace such a scenario.

And no, when you consider something odd, you should probably leave well alone.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ooof, that sounds harsh.

Force myself to fantasise? No. That sounds like I'm trying to convince myself to do something to please someone else. No.

Ok, let's break this down.
I don't class myself as an exhibitionist. I will and do show myself off when I'm in the 'right' mindset to tease others but I don't "need" (?) to be seen to feed my desires.
HOWEVER, I do have a long-standing fantasy of being the single woman in a gang-bang situation, which then means I would be the sole visual focus (mostly) of a group of men (let's ignore the dog, shall we!). This requires an element of being an exhibitionist, in my humble opinion.
And so we arrive at the notion of 'practising' how I may embrace such a scenario.

And no, when you consider something odd, you should probably leave well alone.

Well that’s detailed, but is why I asked. The more you know!

I dunno, some odd things turn out great. Like dill pickle hummus. Maybe forcing oneself to fantasize about things scratches some hidden, heretofore unknown sub itch? I dunno. It’s a wide and wild world out there.

Wank the best way you know how.

 

[hairball18]

Sounds like you had a great weekend.

 

[Tallulah82]

Well that’s detailed, but is why I asked. The more you know!

I dunno, some odd things turn out great. Like dill pickle hummus. Maybe forcing oneself to fantasize about things scratches some hidden, heretofore unknown sub itch? I dunno. It’s a wide and wild world out there.

Wank the best way you know how.

Yeah. Don't ask me anything unless you're prepared for a whole rambling. I'm not one of those short sentence people.

 

[Tallulah82]

Sounds like you had a great weekend.

I did, thank you!

 

[Apisto42]

I can happily send you both nudes.

*starts catfishing*

Noods. Ramen, pho, spaghetti, etc. whatever else would I mean?

Btw, I prefer my catfish fried.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I can happily send you both nudes.

*starts catfishing*

Fuck the catfish @Tallulah82 send me those big boobs of yours

With a little bit of nectar on top...

 

[Tallulah82]

Fuck the catfish @Tallulah82 send me those big boobs of yours

With a little bit of nectar on top...

I would but... hold on, I have to think of a reason why I wouldn't. I'm sure there is one. It'll come to me.

 

[Tallulah82]

Well. This week was fun.

I think the most frustrating part is realising that even when I've had a fantastic time, I need to give myself chance to recharge my battery properly. I didn't do that and by Tuesday I had zero patience for anyone and anything.

So, I put myself on a time-out and barely spoke to anyone for two days. My husband brought me flowers on Wednesday for no reason (well, aside from the reason that I was a walking zombie by 8pm on Tuesday night).

Fortunately, I'd only had one meeting this week where I had to keep biting my tongue from some frustrating behaviours and incompetence. Phew!

Lessons learned this week:
1. Step away from anything non-essential for at least two days after a weekend of intense socialising (which is rare, to be fair).
2. DO NOT open your goddamned mouth and point out shit that you don't agree with online. Walk the fuck away and let them live in their own entitled bubble.


Also, mebbe send @PotNoodle79 some boobs because he tried to use humour to soften me up and he learned that sometimes it doesn't work. Soz babe. (not really, I told you I wasn't in the right mindset, fuck off ).

Onwards and upwards to spread the fuckery.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Well. This week was fun.

I think the most frustrating part is realising that even when I've had a fantastic time, I need to give myself chance to recharge my battery properly. I didn't do that and by Tuesday I had zero patience for anyone and anything.

So, I put myself on a time-out and barely spoke to anyone for two days. My husband brought me flowers on Wednesday for no reason (well, aside from the reason that I was a walking zombie by 8pm on Tuesday night).

Fortunately, I'd only had one meeting this week where I had to keep biting my tongue from some frustrating behaviours and incompetence. Phew!

Lessons learned this week:
1. Step away from anything non-essential for at least two days after a weekend of intense socialising (which is rare, to be fair).
2. DO NOT open your goddamned mouth and point out shit that you don't agree with online. Walk the fuck away and let them live in their own entitled bubble.


Also, mebbe send @PotNoodle79 some boobs because he tried to use humour to soften me up and he learned that sometimes it doesn't work. Soz babe. (not really, I told you I wasn't in the right mindset, fuck off ).

Onwards and upwards to spread the fuckery.

You're my fucking hero

 

[PotNoodle79]

Well. This week was fun.

I think the most frustrating part is realising that even when I've had a fantastic time, I need to give myself chance to recharge my battery properly. I didn't do that and by Tuesday I had zero patience for anyone and anything.

So, I put myself on a time-out and barely spoke to anyone for two days. My husband brought me flowers on Wednesday for no reason (well, aside from the reason that I was a walking zombie by 8pm on Tuesday night).

Fortunately, I'd only had one meeting this week where I had to keep biting my tongue from some frustrating behaviours and incompetence. Phew!

Lessons learned this week:
1. Step away from anything non-essential for at least two days after a weekend of intense socialising (which is rare, to be fair).
2. DO NOT open your goddamned mouth and point out shit that you don't agree with online. Walk the fuck away and let them live in their own entitled bubble.


Also, mebbe send @PotNoodle79 some boobs because he tried to use humour to soften me up and he learned that sometimes it doesn't work. Soz babe. (not really, I told you I wasn't in the right mindset, fuck off ).

Onwards and upwards to spread the fuckery.

YOU fuck off.

 

[MrPimms]

If the boobs come with nectar, boobs are flowers.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

If the boobs come with nectar, boobs are flowers.

Oh...they are much more than that. It is what drives men...and possibly women...to do heroic things. Motivation to conquer the world and live life to it's fullest...

...or just fuck around.

 

[Tallulah82]

Why does this feel like the amateur poetry corner?

 

[MrPimms]

Why does this feel like the amateur poetry corner?

I shall wear my beatnik beret and roll neck jumper.

 

[Tallulah82]

I shall wear my beatnik beret and roll neck jumper.

I had a feeling you were a classy guy.

 

[MrPimms]

I had a feeling you were a classy guy.

Someone even called me posh

I won’t say the words she said after that. Rude.