Cock Talk

[EvaLane]

@EvaLane can make this happen for you

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

@Wand3rlust

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’d probably figure out some temporary memory loss potion combined with a mind-reading spell so you (or Mr Imaginary) could do and be exactly what I’ve always wanted

Aw, but I want to remember!

 

[Wand3rlust]

So I heard a guy talk about this on a podcast - comedian - as a joke, maybe... 10 years ago?..

And now someone has done a version?

I'm sorry though, if it wasn't a Halloween carved pumpkin, is it even a pumpkin?

No. The answer is no. Shoddy.

Also too much time spent watching kitchen prep.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@Wand3rlust

I love that you remember exactly where it was!

 

[tugger1987]

@Wand3rlust

Not going to be able to look at the squashes and pumpkins at work the same ever again

 

[AveryElle]

Boy, are you in for a disappointment!

wouldn't be the first time!! I'm prepared

 

[Endless_Night]

According to the internet, witches are depicted as riding brooms because, well, they basically masturbated with them by putting hallucinogenic ointments on the end and inserting them in the vagina or rectum.

According to the internet?

What internet? The Dark Web? @hotwords229_A's Fantasy Porn site?

I mean, kind of. I’m concerned about the broom handles of the 15th and 16th century, though. They weren’t machine turned like they are today.

It amuses me that this is your focus.

 

[Endless_Night]

Let's roleplay and find out......

I feel like this remark may have led to an inbox explosion.

I’ve had sex on mild dosages of mushrooms and it was ok, nothing crazy.

I partook of a mild dose of mushrooms while camping. It just made me want to hug trees to show my gratitude for their . . . treeiness?

 

[LostHorizon]

@Wand3rlust

OMG I remember this! Holy shit how fast time flys!

Ever since I saw this I’m always more careful with my knives near my junk.

 

[lavendersilk]

One Sexy We-atch!

This looks uncomfortable to me... or it is making me uncomfortable.

According to the internet, witches are depicted as riding brooms because, well, they basically masturbated with them by putting hallucinogenic ointments on the end and inserting them in the vagina or rectum.

This would make the Hocus Pocus rating change...

I don’t know if this is true, but it seems to account for the Witch’s Brews, Broomsticks, and “flying” (hallucinations), mythologies.

It seems to be stories made up by people who were afraid of something they didn’t understand.

This is also a time before fine grit sandpaper, so I’m a little concerned about this. Although I haven’t consulted WedMD, I assume they would be against this as a form of masturbation.

This is why most broom handles today have dildos on top.

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

No. Just toys meant for those places. I am a very boring smart person.

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

Only if she bought this one.
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Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

Yes. I've seen Eva's video. It inspired me to get on PornHub for pumpkin carving inspo. I personally have not pegged a pumpkin. A pumpkin has never asked me to.

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

No. I'm  smart  boring. I dont want to tell people to do something I'm not comfortable doing.

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

No. I fall asleep on a half a gummy... can you imagine what I would do on harder drugs?!

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

I would tie them up and force them to watch me carve up a pumpkin in a very provacative way.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Provocative pumpkin piercing should be a thing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes. I've seen Eva's video. It inspired me to get on PornHub for pumpkin carving inspo. I personally have not pegged a pumpkin. A pumpkin has never asked me to.

I bet that if you took enough of the aforementioned shrooms, a friendly pumpkin would be begging to be pegged in no time!

 

[Taegul]

@Wand3rlust

Thank you for resharing this once again. I was just advancing with my therapist to the point where I could go into the produce section at the grocery store again. It's like months of expensive therapy flushed down the toilet within seconds. Not to mention bringing back my showeraphobia. I guess it's months worth of Dude Wipes for me again...

 

[hotwords229_A]

It amuses me that this is your focus.

I’m very concerned about the roughness of the wood!

I personally have not pegged a pumpkin. A pumpkin has never asked me to.

I can’t imagine what she’s getting out of this, but it’s working for me!

 

[Endless_Night]

I personally have not pegged a pumpkin. A pumpkin has never asked me to.

Okay. I laughed.

I’m very concerned about the roughness of the wood!

Noted.

 

[MindYaBitness]

One Sexy We-atch!

According to the internet, witches are depicted as riding brooms because, well, they basically masturbated with them by putting hallucinogenic ointments on the end and inserting them in the vagina or rectum.

I don’t know if this is true, but it seems to account for the Witch’s Brews, Broomsticks, and “flying” (hallucinations), mythologies.

This is also a time before fine grit sandpaper, so I’m a little concerned about this. Although I haven’t consulted WedMD, I assume they would be against this as a form of masturbation.

I've seen that too, but I ain't buying it. The iconic black pointed hat is believed to be derived from that of women who were "beer wives", one of the few non-sex trade professions women could have to support themselves. So, of course, old timey folks had to demonize it. And, when will men understand that the fun of sex usually has more to do with our external bits than internal anatomy? If they were trying to make witches sexual deviants they'd be better off depicting them flicking their bean with skeletal fingers than risking chafing & splinters in the vag.

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

Not even a little bit, my vag is cringing at the thought

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

No, but there was a book at Barnes & Noble, years ago, on how to make your own sex toys. It had simple instructions to make a gourdy-hole and even recommended that you heat it in the microwave for a bit for a more realistic feel, but cautioned not to leave it in too long as to avoid burning your weiner.

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

I've never put anything up there. And, as a former paramedic, I recommend you don't either unless it is explicitly made to be. No one is buying your story about falling on your shampoo bottle, mason jar, Barbie, light bulb...

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

I haven't, but my spouse's therapist is likely using some kind of psychedelic for treatment, so we'll see

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

Um, no, my vanilla spouse would immediately be weirded out

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

Hmm, if I had such a power, and in this scenario consent was somehow complied, I'd use it for two gentlemen to pleasure me at once, without either a)being weirded out if they touched the other guy, or b) getting turned on by the other guy. If make it an all-about-me party

 

[Endless_Night]

No, but there was a book at Barnes & Noble, years ago, on how to make your own sex toys. It had simple instructions to make a gourdy-hole and even recommended that you heat it in the microwave for a bit for a more realistic feel, but cautioned not to leave it in too long as to avoid burning your weiner.

 

[Treeview]

Thats online...google it

 

[MindYaBitness]

me & my friends were all young moms at the time. We laughed our asses off reading that book in the little café inside B&N. Just the image of any of our husbands crouched over schtooping a pumpkin or butternut squash was too much to bear

 

[Artfan2]

Why have one when we can have fun?
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I'm hoping that this eventually led to everyone stripping down and jumping over the fire naked.

 

[Mei5ter]

schtooping a pumpkin or butternut squash

Nutbutter squash, surely?

 

[hotwords229_A]

AI, what big honkers you have!

AI sucks, on this we can all agree (hopefully).

However, the above image looks pretty damn good (and not just because of the boobs).

Do you think the future of Literotica is using AI to create realistic images of you and someone else partaking in various sexual acts?

Is AI just another technology that will enhance porn and not much else?

Without getting too much into legislation, etc. do you hope that some tech will be added to personal pics and videos that will prevent AI from being able to manipulate your images (this would be pretty easy to do) and would you make sure every pic you took used this tech?

Would you be curious to create images of yourself, for your own personal use, in adventurous sexual exploits just to see?

Do you want to see my thick 9” cock and huge, pendulous balls throbbing against my rock hard, cum gutter abs that I totally have and aren’t AI at all? Or do you prefer the unfortunate reality of me? Or both?

 

[EvaLane]

AI sucks

Do you think the future of Literotica is using AI to create realistic images of you and someone else partaking in various sexual acts?

Not a forum I’d participate in, but I can see there being a designated space in a futile attempt to funnel it all.

Is AI just another technology that will enhance porn and not much else?

This is all just artificial regurgitation, not intelligence. It’s theft, it’s lazy, and it’s rooted in misogyny and racism.

So yea, of course it’ll go hand in hand with one of the other most problematic industries that we lament as convenient and totally not harmful.

Without getting too much into legislation, etc. do you hope that some tech will be added to personal pics and videos that will prevent AI from being able to manipulate your images (this would be pretty easy to do) and would you make sure every pic you took used this tech?

People will always out-trick these tactics eventually so as always, whatever people want to do with my photos, go ahead.

Weirdos are gonna weirdo

Would you be curious to create images of yourself, for your own personal use, in adventurous sexual exploits just to see?

Nah lol

I know some people like to “utilize” AI and that’s all fun and dandy, but I’ve tested what running my photos through an AI filter for a new background and it completely changes my body. Smoothing, cinching, realigning my facial features

The fake imitation just can’t cut it. I’m self absorbed, what can I say?

Do you want to see my thick 9” cock and huge, pendulous balls throbbing against my rock hard, cum gutter abs that I totally have and aren’t AI at all? Or do you prefer the unfortunate reality of me? Or both?

Babe, you know I’d prefer you au naturel but reallyyyyyy, I don’t want to see your cock, well not at first. I want to see the bedsheets, the peek of fabric of boxers or briefs, an outline of something rising just for me.

And then I want to see the very real, very not AI cock, thank youuuuuu

 

[SixShooter14]

AI, what big honkers you have!

AI sucks, on this we can all agree (hopefully).

I do Agree, but it's mostly people who suck. AI is a tool that people abuse.

However, the above image looks pretty damn good (and not just because of the boobs).

Agreed, again.

Do you think the future of Literotica is using AI to create realistic images of you and someone else partaking in various sexual acts?

I can see the appeal. But not if AI is using someone else without consent or compensation.

Is AI just another technology that will enhance porn and not much else?

Without getting too much into legislation, etc. do you hope that some tech will be added to personal pics and videos that will prevent AI from being able to manipulate your images (this would be pretty easy to do) and would you make sure every pic you took used this tech?

I don't like regulation on tech. But I also don't like cheating or stealing of IP. I probably wouldn't use the tech on most of my pics. But certain ones I would. It might be better if there was an auto-credit for the original owner instead of blocking the AI completely. Options are good.

Would you be curious to create images of yourself, for your own personal use, in adventurous sexual exploits just to see?

curious? yes... do it? probably not very often.... But some of the "build your own adventure" type of videos are kinda cool. Picking the flow of scenes in a way you like is pretty neat.

Do you want to see my thick 9” cock and huge, pendulous balls throbbing against my rock hard, cum gutter abs that I totally have and aren’t AI at all? Or do you prefer the unfortunate reality of me? Or both?

neither? is that an option?

 

[Wand3rlust]

AI, what big honkers you have!

AI sucks, on this we can all agree (hopefully).

However, the above image looks pretty damn good (and not just because of the boobs).

It does look good, however also obviously fake.

Do you think the future of Literotica is using AI to create realistic images of you and someone else partaking in various sexual acts?

Not the future of Literotica - it’s hard enough to post a pic now, and with the way the country that the site is hosted in is going, I can’t imagine it will be left alone a lot longer, and definitely not to get MORE graphic.

Is AI just another technology that will enhance porn and not much else?

Honestly, I don’t know. Porn is generally a trailblazer where other mediums follow. The internet was once blasted as just being geeks and porn. And while that is still a little true, it has evolved beyond anything that could have been imagined. I worry that AI will create even more truth suspicion. And normal people will have real trouble knowing what is real and what isn’t. At the moment, it can be obvious. I doubt that will always be the case.

Without getting too much into legislation, etc. do you hope that some tech will be added to personal pics and videos that will prevent AI from being able to manipulate your images (this would be pretty easy to do) and would you make sure every pic you took used this tech?

Yes, and yes. Otherwise it will be really a leap of faith to share any picture. At all. If it can be manipulated in that way, then how can you even trust posting an innocent selfie.

Would you be curious to create images of yourself, for your own personal use, in adventurous sexual exploits just to see?

Curiosity and innovation are always fun to explore. And yes, it would be fun to see how I’d look in different scenarios. And who wouldn’t want to create a perfect version of themselves? But I’d worry that it would affect everyone’s self esteem to the point of madness.

Do you want to see my thick 9” cock and huge, pendulous balls throbbing against my rock hard, cum gutter abs that I totally have and aren’t AI at all? Or do you prefer the unfortunate reality of me? Or both?

I would always only want to see the real person. We all try and take the best pictures of ourselves, hide the bits we don’t like, use soft focus. But my pictures are ALWAYS me. Unless I state otherwise. I’d expect the same of everyone else.

*sits and awaits @hotwords229_A to enter my box*