What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[OralDave]

Getting out of bed in the morning. Particularly if I've had too little sleep

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Sudden feelings of roasting in the sun at night.

 

[Jodaily]

Moving more pavers around a new planter in my front yard. Getting to where bending over and moving these bastards wipes me out, then I go staggering around the yard like a drunk. Haven’t even had a drink, but I think that will change shortly.

 

[Seokrocks]

My back

 

[Tallulah82]

My back

Are you frozen in a bent-over position?

This reminds me of the porn where the step-mom's hand is "stuck" in the sink and the only clear way out is for step-son to bang her hard from behind.

So, are you stuck bent over?

 

[Seokrocks]

Are you frozen in a bent-over position?

This reminds me of the porn where the step-mom's hand is "stuck" in the sink and the only clear way out is for step-son to bang her hard from behind.

So, are you stuck bent over?

I’m fully in favor of banging from behind… an active back is a healthy back…

 

[Jodaily]

Thank you. I can't make pie crust to save my life. And cherry is my favorite.

I can still make a killer pie crust. You bring the cherries and we can have a party.

 

[Jodaily]

Are you frozen in a bent-over position?

This reminds me of the porn where the step-mom's hand is "stuck" in the sink and the only clear way out is for step-son to bang her hard from behind.

So, are you stuck bent over?

LMFAO!! So bad!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

My left knee clicked like a BIC lighter when I walked down my stairs earlier LOL

 

[Jodaily]

My knees scare the shit out of the cat every time I feed her. They sound like some one has a big bundle of dried twigs that they’re snapping in half when I bend down.

 

[Justplainjeff]

I teach graduate students on their practical rotations. As I was putting my water bottle in my backpack, which I've been using since I started undergrad in 2001, while getting ready to leave work today it occurred to me that my backpack is older than my current grad students. Fucking christ that made me feel old.

What made you feel old today?

Well, my 79th birthday, Wednesday.

 

[Jodaily]

Well, my 79th birthday, Wednesday.

Congrats Jeff. Happy birthday! And many more. I hope to still be hanging here when I get to your age. Gotta say, it's been painful enough getting to 67. Keep it up.

 

[PotNoodle79]

My right hand. Pesky fucker.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Woke up with a pain in my leg.

 

[zysmith]

OJ trial ended 30 years ago

 

[jerryb1966]

Thought of the voice fun with I had this week with someone, she was born in the mid 90s. I was in my late 20s and early 30s in the 90s

 

[SandraMaus]

This 4 years Jail sentence made me say fuck today

 

[jason28053]

This 4 years Jail sentence made me say fuck today

So four years is what you get for comparing broccoli and tomato prices online?

 

[SandraMaus]

So four years is what you get for comparing broccoli and tomato prices online?

Not me, P fucking Diddy got years Jail

 

[gisade]

I was listening to a true crime podcast and one of them mentioned 'Who shot JR' and the other person didnt know what she was talking about

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Post call center Karaoke hand jobs.

 

[Xerxes82]

Everything. Literally everything.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Feeling like I need a two hour nap after actually being really busy all day at work. Fuck this working 8 hours!

 

[Papi34]

Seeing 3 extremely hot young ladies in their early to mid twenties, in skin tight spandex little shorts, very tight t shirts, and the bodies to go with the outfits. As I stared at them and fantisized, the realization came to me that at now 59 years old, there was no possible way that I was fucking all 3 of them. 2 for sure, just not 3. It made me feel old

 

[latecomer91364]

Does forgetting how to chew count?

No worries - I finally remembered...