Cock Talk

[PersonalFavors]

I have boobs.

Can we see your boobs? Boobs are as special as balls as far as I am concerned.

 

[Apisto42]

Boobs. Although, in the bath, way more wet and slippery, especially when soapy. Mine also float... except they're a bit big to be totally submerged.

That do you?

Ya know, if a pic is worth a 1K words, I bet a gif is worth 10k words.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ya know, if a pic is worth a 1K words, I bet a gif is worth 10k words.

So let me get this straight.....

You're gonna write me something 1k words long for a pic, and 10k words long for a gif?

Hmm.

 

[ShaneoD]

So let me get this straight.....

You're gonna write me something 1k words long for a pic, and 10k words long for a gif?

Hmm.

Whow there are men willing to do the groundwork on lit

 

[lavendersilk]

Dick ‘r Teet

Congratulations! You are invited to the Literotica Adult Halloween Party and you’ve also been elected to be on the Party Planning Committee.

Yay!

There will be games like Bobbing for Nipples

Yay!

...and Pin Her Tail Like a Donkey.

...yay? No actual pins are used, right?

Your perverted expertise will be integral to the sexiness of our party.

Would you attend this Adult Themed Halloween Party, or have you attended a similar one in the past?

Yes! Yes! At a Halloween costume party I partook of some exhibitionistic fun.

Should we have a system where your sexy costume is chosen for you by the other attendees, or would you feel more comfortable if Hotwords chose your costume?

You can give me some suggestions but ultimately I will make the decision!

What sexy costumes would you like to see on other partygoers (links appreciated)?
What sexy games would you suggest be played?

Maybe not this because Big Loads makes me think he might need to use the restroom quick.

Ok, so Nerf gun or water gun wars, red vs. green...
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Or, a card game that asks you naughty questions and you have to strip if you have done the thing.

Are you more interested in being a wallflower or participant in the sexy games?

Participant!

What do you think would be the reality of a Lit Halloween Party compared to my idea of the perfect Lit Halloween Party?

Might be a lot of getting to know you or chit chat before the actual games begin.

(And I’m sure you know what I’m thinking )

Oh! That too.

Should it take place in the outdoors, a spooky barn, a nice hotel conference room, where?

Spooky barn in cool, but not too cool, weather.

Who do you think would be the life of the party?

Me!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Would you attend this Adult Themed Halloween Party, or have you attended a similar one in the past?
Yes, and yes

Should we have a system where your sexy costume is chosen for you by the other attendees, or would you feel more comfortable if Hotwords chose your costume?
You can definitely pick mine, @hotwords229_A
May I recommend lumberjack, though? It's an unexpected specialty of mine.

What sexy costumes would you like to see on other partygoers (links appreciated)?
I want to see people feeling themselves in whatever it is they're rocking. Make it weird. And sexy. And ridiculous. And fun!

What sexy games would you suggest be played?
I'm an old fashioned kinda gal- let's spin the bottle!

Are you more interested in being a wallflower or participant in the sexy games?
I could be both. But I'm in the mood to play!

What do you think would be the reality of a Lit Halloween Party compared to my idea of the perfect Lit Halloween Party? (And I’m sure you know what I’m thinking )
A bunch of shy, awkward people kinda failing their way through small talk. Life real life, really .
I like your fantasies way better

Should it take place in the outdoors, a spooky barn, a nice hotel conference room, where?
Definitely no to conference room
A big old house like Sabrina the teenage witch lived in.

Who do you think would be the life of the party?
Me. For sure.
I'd bring clowns with me.
I'm sure we could talk corbal into cumming, too.

 

[Endless_Night]

Should we have a system where your sexy costume is chosen for you by the other attendees, or would you feel more comfortable if Hotwords chose your costume?
You can definitely pick mine, @hotwords229_A
May I recommend lumberjack, though? It's an unexpected specialty of mine.

I sense . . . could there be . . . possibly . . . a story here?

 

[Endless_Night]

...yay? No actual pins are used, right?

At first I was like

I mean, does one really have to ask?

But then I realized. Yes. Yes, one does.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Murder in the dark....

Is this a real game?

Clothed Female Naked Male.

This doesn’t seem in keeping with the “costume” part of the party.

Twister? Always a party favorite after drinks.

Always a winner!

Squeelbarrow races
Hide and Shriek
Truth or Scare

What about hide and streak?

Spin the Potion Bottle
Musical Chairs and Laps

I really like the idea of musical chairs, but with laps in the chairs to sit on.

yay? No actual pins are used, right?

We spell pins a little differently and add an E.
Penis.

Ok, so Nerf gun or water gun wars, red vs. green...

Water guns seem like a better idea.

Or, a card game that asks you naughty questions and you have to strip if you have done the thing.

Shouldn’t you strip if you haven’t done it?

I'm an old fashioned kinda gal- let's spin the bottle!

I love all of these game ideas!

 

[hotwords229_A]

May I recommend lumberjack, though? It's an unexpected specialty of mine.

I’m into this, very much so!

 

[lavendersilk]

Shouldn’t you strip if you haven’t done it?

Whichever gets us naked faster.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is this a real game?

Yep

 

[EvaLane]

Dick ‘r Teet

Me and my type of Lit man
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Would you attend this Adult Themed Halloween Party, or have you attended a similar one in the past?

Unlikely I’d have the nerve to show up in the past, but these days I seem to be chasing the inevitable. Maybe I could come take a peek, though

Should we have a system where your sexy costume is chosen for you by the other attendees, or would you feel more comfortable if Hotwords chose your costume?

Oh no haha, I’d probably be assigned something horrid like Knitting Granny still, that would be more original than the dingy angel costume I have laying around. I doubt that halo would be sitting as straight as it once did anyway

Luckily for me and even luckier for y’all, I have a few friends here who have exquisite taste.. I would trust them to dress me completely, head to toe.

Then again, my trust meter has been a bit off lately, but I’m sure I’d wind up semi-dressed eventually

What sexy costumes would you like to see on other partygoers (links appreciated)?

Does no one think of the little guy? You know, the rare 1% man on Lit that is hoarding all the whores wealth? Really selfish, you guys. Here are some ideas for the unrepresented kings


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What sexy games would you suggest be played?

I want to play “how many drinks can I be talked into before I require the assistance from one of my merry men to an awaiting clean-ish bed”.

That’s always been my favourite

Are you more interested in being a wallflower or participant in the sexy games?

Ideally I’d be wrapped up in my own game previously mentioned but I’ve been known to linger and watch.

What do you think would be the reality of a Lit Halloween Party compared to my idea of the perfect Lit Halloween Party? (And I’m sure you know what I’m thinking )

Oh goodness, the attendees would be horrid at actually dressing up - if the effort meter is reading correctly, which it is, Lit is at an all time 0.

I think most of our expectations would hold firm - there would be makeups, breakups, new rumours started and old ones rekindled. It would ruin our lives lol

Should it take place in the outdoors, a spooky barn, a nice hotel conference room, where?

I think a low-key air b&b campground would suit us all perfectly with some tents/trailers set up strategically, I’ll start looking now.

Who do you think would be the life of the party?

Oh definitely the people who have 0 posts, those people are creative freaks

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yep

I hope I get groped.

Oh no haha, I’d probably be assigned something horrid like Knitting Granny

Maybe your character knitted her own costume, but there is a loose thread. As the night continues everyone gives that thread a little tug and more and more of your costume comes off.

The sexiness is the person wearing it, not the costume itself.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I hope I get groped.

*nods solemnly*

As do we all, @hotwords229_A , as do we all....

 

[hotwords229_A]

*nods solemnly*

As do we all, @hotwords229_A , as do we all....

Wait, you are all hoping I get groped, or you are all also hoping to be groped?

 

[Endless_Night]

Wait, you are all hoping I get groped, or you are all also hoping to be groped?

I, personally, am hoping you get groped.

For science.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I, personally, am hoping you get groped.

For science.

I hope I do for fun! Screw science!

 

[Endless_Night]

I hope I do for fun! Screw science!

I see how it is.

No sense of public welfare.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I see how it is.

No sense of public welfare.

I assume it’s the public that is groping me, so they should get something out of it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*raises hand*

I'll grope @hotwords229_A

 

[hotwords229_A]

*raises hand*

I'll grope @hotwords229_A

To grope me properly you have to lower your hands.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pumpcum Spice and everything nice.

Yesterday, I listened to a podcast episode about the history of pumpkin spice and other Autumnal things. It was more interesting than I expected.

What Autumn based food do you look forward to the most?
What Autumnal clothing do you love seeing on other people, or yourself?
Do you like going for a noisy walk in the woods, through the fallen leaves and then being bent over a tree and fucked? (Or bending someone over and fucking them)?
Do you live in a place where Autumn is on full display, or where everything remains pretty much the same year round?
What traditions do you have for the Fall?
Do you carve scary pumpkins, funny pumpkins or sexy pumpkins?
How decorated is your home for Halloween?
Does Halloween make you hornier than most holidays? Why?

 

[Endless_Night]

What Autumn based food do you look forward to the most?
I don't know that there is a food I look forward to?

What Autumnal clothing do you love seeing on other people, or yourself?
For me it's less about other people than myself. It just makes me so happy to be able to wear items like sweaters and boots.

Do you like going for a noisy walk in the woods, through the fallen leaves and then being bent over a tree and fucked? (Or bending someone over and fucking them)?
Oh! Oh! You blindsided me with the last part of that sentence!

Do you live in a place where Autumn is on full display, or where everything remains pretty much the same year round?
Please.

It got up to 92 degrees yesterday.

What traditions do you have for the Fall?
It is all about The Halloween.

But. I do typically do other stuff. Like change out my summer to winter clothes. (For that oh so elusive couple weeks of cold weather.) And my biannual house turnout.

Do you carve scary pumpkins, funny pumpkins or sexy pumpkins?
I don't generally carve my pumpkins.

How decorated is your home for Halloween?
Yes. I haven't out here yet, because rehabbing, but I have plans. I want to do life-size skeletons climbing all over the house, looking like they are trying to storm the citadel.

Does Halloween make you hornier than most holidays? Why?
Probably not this year, but normally yes, especially if there's an accompanying cold snap.

 

[lavendersilk]

Pumpcum Spice and everything nice.

️️

Yesterday, I listened to a podcast episode about the history of pumpkin spice and other Autumnal things. It was more interesting than I expected.

Link?

What Autumn based food do you look forward to the most?

I like pecan-praline-chestnut anything.

What Autumnal clothing do you love seeing on other people, or yourself?

Oversized sweaters, boots, gray sweatpants, peacoats... a Burberry catalog if you will.

Do you like going for a noisy walk in the woods, through the fallen leaves and then being bent over a tree and fucked? (Or bending someone over and fucking them)?

Yes.

Do you live in a place where Autumn is on full display, or where everything remains pretty much the same year round?

We don't get "autumn" here, really. But we do get brown-eyed susans all over the place popping up and I love it.

What traditions do you have for the Fall?

I try to watch a lot of spooky movies.

Do you carve scary pumpkins, funny pumpkins or sexy pumpkins?

Why, yes. Yes, I do.I guess kinda scary, kinda funny.

How decorated is your home for Halloween?

It looks like if Spencer's, The Dollar Tree and Spirit Halloween had a threeway and threw up.

Does Halloween make you hornier than most holidays? Why?

I'd say it kinda does.