Church Secret Volunteer Group

[softsusan]

@softsusan increases offerings utilizing the most of her charms.

I confess, I do use my Charms to receive as many Blessings as I can get. I hope that is ok?

 

[softsusan]

I want to thank all the volunteers, wives and daughters over 21 who attended the the seniors centre gathering and dance yesterday. Everyone seemed to have a wonderful Time . The seniors loved the dancing and mingling, lots of blessings were given and received. The only negative occurrence was poor old Mr Cockburn collapsing and being rushed to the nearby hospital by the on site medical team. We were very happy to see him return soon after as his scary event was a sudden attack of acid reflux. The hospital gave him some “tums”, and a proton pump inhibitor for a few days. After the mingling and associated blessings I visited him in his room and I was delighted to see him in good spirits and I did receive a massive and wonderful Blessing from him. He did manage to cleanse my soul more by expelling so many more deep rooted profanities. It was so good. After I went next door to visit Mr Sexsmith, his wife was also there and she helped me Clean up and prepare for another blessing. After alll was done and dusted we all gathered up and took the pope mobile back home and slept.
This morning we all got up early and went to confession where fathers Dirk, Inn, and Sparky took our Confessions so nicely. When I have finished my 2000 hail Mary’s I will rush to my G hole shift fully cleansed and ready to serve.

 

[Artfan2]

I confess, I do use my Charms to receive as many Blessings as I can get. I hope that is ok?

I'm sure that you offering your lovely charms will inspire many to shower you with their blessings, over and over.

 

[softsusan]

I'm sure that you offering your lovely charms will inspire many to shower you with their blessings, over and over.

The miracle of life.

 

[Artfan2]

The miracle of life.

Yes. It springs eternal.

 

[WetMyKitty]

It’s a pleasure when @WetMyKitty stops by the Office when she arrives.

I’m always happy to be of service

 

[softsusan]

I’m always happy to be of service

The brethren are aware you are happy to serve Kitty, they love and appreciate your hard work. Hugs.

 

[Loves2lick4u]

Reading all of this, has me horny as hell and I’m not at a location that i can receive volunteer help.***UGH****

 

[PartyMart]

@softsusan The entire brethren enjoying laying hands on your charms.

 

[SparkyWalter]

I want to thank all the volunteers, wives and daughters over 21 who attended the the seniors centre gathering and dance yesterday. Everyone seemed to have a wonderful Time . The seniors loved the dancing and mingling, lots of blessings were given and received. The only negative occurrence was poor old Mr Cockburn collapsing and being rushed to the nearby hospital by the on site medical team. We were very happy to see him return soon after as his scary event was a sudden attack of acid reflux. The hospital gave him some “tums”, and a proton pump inhibitor for a few days. After the mingling and associated blessings I visited him in his room and I was delighted to see him in good spirits and I did receive a massive and wonderful Blessing from him. He did manage to cleanse my soul more by expelling so many more deep rooted profanities. It was so good. After I went next door to visit Mr Sexsmith, his wife was also there and she helped me Clean up and prepare for another blessing. After alll was done and dusted we all gathered up and took the pope mobile back home and slept.
This morning we all got up early and went to confession where fathers Dirk, Inn, and Sparky took our Confessions so nicely. When I have finished my 2000 hail Mary’s I will rush to my G hole shift fully cleansed and ready to serve.

@Mike130
@dirk2024

Yes, I think it clearly was a success,
and everyone enjoyed themselves at the senior center gathering. It really is incredible the crowd that we get and everyone loves dancing, mingling, and of course all the blessings given and received.

Susan, you are so good to check on Mr. Cockburn. I guess clearly he was feeling better and gave you a massive amount of blessings.

Susan, you are amazing that even after such a full day that you went over and saw Mr. Sexsmith & his wife. I have never met her but I hear she makes regular appearances at the end of the night at tge glory hole when all the women are in the showers. She is so willing to help everybody. to be cleaned up. It seems she is very helpful in that way.

You are so good to go to confession early in the morning to have your body and soul cleansed for another full day!!

Father Inn, Father Dirk and myself are so very glad to see you to start our day!!

 

[PartyMart]

@KimberlyG comes prepared to Serve at a moments notice.

 

[PartyMart]

@TinyTricia enjoys the Staff of life.

 

[PartyMart]

Of course it seems @softsusan and @WetMyKitty also enjoy sharing

 

[softsusan]

@softsusan The entire brethren enjoying laying hands on your charms.

And I love it when they do.

 

[softsusan]

@Mike130
@dirk2024

Yes, I think it clearly was a success,
and everyone enjoyed themselves at the senior center gathering. It really is incredible the crowd that we get and everyone loves dancing, mingling, and of course all the blessings given and received.

Susan, you are so good to check on Mr. Cockburn. I guess clearly he was feeling better and gave you a massive amount of blessings.

Susan, you are amazing that even after such a full day that you went over and saw Mr. Sexsmith & his wife. I have never met her but I hear she makes regular appearances at the end of the night at tge glory hole when all the women are in the showers. She is so willing to help everybody. to be cleaned up. It seems she is very helpful in that way.

You are so good to go to confession early in the morning to have your body and soul cleansed for another full day!!

Father Inn, Father Dirk and myself are so very glad to see you to start our day!!

Thank you so much fathers. It is always a pleasure to be with you all.

 

[softsusan]

@KimberlyG comes prepared to Serve at a moments notice.

Kimberly is always ready. She is a busy and very helpful volunteer. The brethren should get to know her well.

 

[softsusan]

@KimberlyG comes prepared to Serve at a moments notice.

We all know what a live wire Tricia is, she loves to be busy.

 

[softsusan]

Of course it seems @softsusan and @WetMyKitty also enjoy sharing

I am sure most of us like sharing the assets of the church. I know the brethren love to share us assets.

 

[dirk2024]

This morning we all got up early and went to confession where fathers Dirk, Inn, and Sparky took our Confessions so nicely. When I have finished my 2000 hail Mary’s I will rush to my G hole shift fully cleansed and ready to serve.

Oh, Susan,

I love hearing about your sins.

And I also love to feel the work you put into cleansing the sin from my body!

 

[softsusan]

Oh, Susan,

I love hearing about your sins.

And I also love to feel the work you put into cleansing the sin from my body!

I know I am a sinner father, and it is impossible to stop. I am so glad that all you wonderful fathers, are always so willing to accept my sinful confessions and clean my soul on a regular basis. You are all so helpful and understanding. I know I will be confessing more sins soon.

 

[dirk2024]

I know I am a sinner father, and it is impossible to stop. I am so glad that all you wonderful fathers, are always so willing to accept my sinful confessions and clean my soul on a regular basis. You are all so helpful and understanding. I know I will be confessing more sins soon.

As a spiritual leader, it seems odd when I encourage a devoted member of our church to "go forth and sin so I can cleanse thee..."

But you make that worth my while everytime.

Bless you my child.

 

[PartyMart]

Imagine walking into the rectory and finding @softsusan waiting at your desk to begin a session.

 

[softsusan]

As a spiritual leader, it seems odd when I encourage a devoted member of our church to "go forth and sin so I can cleanse thee..."

But you make that worth my while everytime.

Bless you my child.

We are only human Father, and I will sin over and over for the good of the church, happy in the knowledge I will be blessed and have my confessions forgiven.

 

[softsusan]

Imagine walking into the rectory and finding @softsusan waiting at your desk to begin a session.

It is a pleasant surprise for you, Father Dirk prepared me for your return.

 

[dirk2024]

Sigh, I returned to my office and found @TinyTricia riffling through my files. Such an invasion of privacy! Those were stories of members sins, given to me as a form of penitence.

I had to punish her. As much as it pained me to do so.

I may have to pro-actively punish her some more, just in case she thinks about doing it again.