~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Ratchetman1982]

Invented the bowler hat when he showed up for league night and forgot his ball. Used his hat and bowled a 283

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Invented the bowler hat when he showed up for league night and forgot his ball. Used his hat and bowled a 283

Once tried bowling, bowled a 2 because Care Bears can't bowl!

 

[Sexydrana]

Sir Cornelius was one of the knights of the round table but stepped into a time traveling portal to modern day hence why he is here with us now…

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Accidentally lit her hair on fire with birthday candles.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Actually prefers blue park horses

 

[kreemi_pi]

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Third cousin of Garfield, but is tragically allergic to lasagna.

His moustache gets more pussy than he does

 

[kreemi_pi]

Gets his noodle into a lot of pots

Actually prefers blue park horses

 

[EctoJohn]

She prefers to have wine via shot glass.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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His moustache gets more pussy than he does

Is just upset because her mustache doesn't get as much, though that could be because it's as prickly as a cactus!

She prefers to have wine via shot glass.

Favorite character from Ghostbusters is actually Gozer.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Is just upset because her mustache doesn't get as much, though that could be because it's as prickly as a cactus!

Favorite character from Ghostbusters is actually Gozer.

Stole that hat from me and i'm gonna get it back

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually Banksy

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Is actually Banksy

We have exchanged so many sexy messages I’m almost embarrassed.

 

[Sexydrana]

We have exchanged so many sexy messages I’m almost embarrassed.

He’s embarrassed because he’s more vanilla than I am…

 

[Sunlover102]

He’s embarrassed because he’s more vanilla than I am…

Once claimed she was pretty vanilla whilst wearing a one piece spandex outfit and nothing else underneath on a cool day.

 

[Jaws82]

Once claimed she was pretty vanilla whilst wearing a one piece spandex outfit and nothing else underneath on a cool day.

Prefers cloudy days

 

[EctoJohn]

Once found a golden asteroid at the bottom of a lake, but threw it back.

 

[Sexydrana]

Ectojohn doesn’t hunt for ghosts, he haunts them back with me

 

[EctoJohn]

@Sexydrana only has a single bra, and no panties. Just white boxers.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Stole that hat from me and i'm gonna get it back

Has tired to steal my top hat at least 100 times but has never gotten outside my gate with it before being tackled by my security.

@Sexydrana only has a single bra, and no panties. Just white boxers.

Wears the same glow in the dark Ghostbusters t shirt every June 8th.

 

[kellyt1994]

Enjoys recreational chemotherapy.

 

[SimonSex]

Replaced her granite kitchen counters with Formica

 

[kreemi_pi]

Replaced her granite kitchen counters with Formica

Used the granite to make those abs

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Used the granite to make those abs

Tried the granite approach herself and failed miserably so just used sharpie to make hers, no one could tell..

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Actually wears a baseball cap.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Actually wears a baseball cap.

Actually hates pink and wears a top hat to emulate me.