~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sexydrana]

@ectojohn’s “Johnson” is ribbed for women’s pleasure…

 

[latecomer91364]

Sexydrana is a typo - it was supposed to be 'Sexydrano.' Don't worry - all deaths at parties have been ruled 'accidental.'

 

[EctoJohn]

They are only 87cm tall.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

They are only 87cm tall.

Likes to go hunting for bears. At the grocery store. Gummi bears. He hunts gummi bears. With a pop gun.

 

[F3x0r]

Once booby trapped the home of a competitor in a regional dance competition, which lead to them being banned from all competitions. Their name is a defiant response.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a Hammond organ in the living room

 

[Sexydrana]

@simsonsex is really a camel

 

[SimonSex]

@simsonsex is really a camel

Hopefully I get two humps in!

Takes biryani shortcuts in roasting spices.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has to google the recipe for toast.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is the reason we don’t have flying cars yet…

 

[tommyt125]

Is the reason we don’t have flying cars yet…

Pees in the shower and giggles every time

 

[Sexydrana]

Pees in the shower and giggles every time

Watched a video I recorded of myself in the shower one time!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

Keeps hoping to see an exhibitionist turtle walking around without a shell.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Has thousands of unpaid parking tickets.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Can eat 100 hot dogs in 1 minute

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Thinks the Hampton Roads area is the epitome of luxury!

 

[SusanHoward]

Ghost Writer as a child in Asbury Park.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Ghost Writer as a child in Asbury Park.

Only buys children's books published in New Jersey. Thank you for your support!

 

[kellyt1994]

Can eat 100 hot dogs in 1 minute

Does not appreciate the, uh, specialized training that goes into this.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Does not appreciate the, uh, specialized training that goes into this.

Oh I do lol

 

[MrPimms]

Once made bread, invented play dough. Millions of carpets try to trip him up every day.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Has a 17.3 K/D ratio in Call of Duty

 

[MrPimms]

Was chosen to be the inspiration behind Chun Li (when she’s dazed)

 

[EctoJohn]

Prefers masturbation to actual sex.

 

[Sexydrana]

His go to Karaoke song is Men in Tights from Mel Brooks Robin Hood