Mayhem ran amuck.
Get Allstate
I approve!
You got my reference!
And you do it well!I'd apologise but my forte is taking sexually charged people and whirlwinding them with offbeat scenarios so it plants a seed of deviance in their minds. And boom, they can no longer come on here and wank freely, but they're somehow drawn to fetishes and kinks they'd never have entertained previously.
Tis what I do.
New thread:I'd apologise but my forte is taking sexually charged people and whirlwinding them with offbeat scenarios so it plants a seed of deviance in their minds. And boom, they can no longer come on here and wank freely, but they're somehow drawn to fetishes and kinks they'd never have entertained previously.
Tis what I do.
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The same dudes love to say they don’t belong here/can’t fit in/can’t participate and it’s like…
I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure
“Chatting with” does not equate to “e-boning”, that’s definitely true for me too!I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure
I do tend to overuse "I'm cumming"I absolutely say yes to those threads based on the literal fact that we've said more than hello and less than "I'm cumming!"
And you, not pure? I don't believe it.
Did you say Tis?I'd apologise but my forte is taking sexually charged people and whirlwinding them with offbeat scenarios so it plants a seed of deviance in their minds. And boom, they can no longer come on here and wank freely, but they're somehow drawn to fetishes and kinks they'd never have entertained previously.
Tis what I do.
The isle of misfit sex toys
These days my inbox is virginal with an occasional shank. Innocent murder!I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure
I used to, but I find that the conversational line of "do you have any pet rabbits?" works more effectively.
Heyyyyy.... how you doin?
I dont think innocent and your box belong in the same sentence...
Did you say Tis?
I thought it was jizz?
You sure you're an ogre and not some fur footed hobbit?
I really need you to put those clown shoes back on, I can't finish without them..
Being a piece of meat works occasionally
I'm not surprised that jizz is on your mind. You've been wound up for hours now.
I'll be anything you want me to be, baby.
"* swoons*"
While I won't be anything he wants.I'm not surprised that jizz is on your mind. You've been wound up for hours now.
I'll be anything you want me to be, baby.
I am shocked by the lack of caring for rabbits and the insensitive use of a man’s dick without caring for his well being!
