What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LordofDargaardkeep]

The same dudes love to say they don’t belong here/can’t fit in/can’t participate and it’s like…

Sooooo who made that system up?? If only a handful of guys are actively participating and a ton more of y’all are just silently waiting to be approached, that’s not going to happen. Obviously the men who TRY are going to have a better success rate, especially from a woman who is active and lively on the boards, like duh???

Heyyyyy.... how you doin?
Feel like exploring the "system" with me?
AFAF... he is the shy type..

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

These days my inbox is virginal with an occasional shank. Innocent murder!

I dont think innocent and your box belong in the same sentence...

 

[Tallulah82]

Did you say Tis?
I thought it was jizz?

You sure you're an ogre and not some fur footed hobbit?

I really need you to put those clown shoes back on, I can't finish without them..

I'm not surprised that jizz is on your mind. You've been wound up for hours now.

I'll be anything you want me to be, baby.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I used to, but I find that the conversational line of "do you have any pet rabbits?" works more effectively.

Plus there were accusations that I was just using them for their dicks, and not caring about their emotional wellbeing or something they were rambling on about.

Being a piece of meat works occasionally

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'm not surprised that jizz is on your mind. You've been wound up for hours now.

I'll be anything you want me to be, baby.

"* swoons*"

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm not surprised that jizz is on your mind. You've been wound up for hours now.

I'll be anything you want me to be, baby.

While I won't be anything he wants.

 

[jason28053]

I used to, but I find that the conversational line of "do you have any pet rabbits?" works more effectively.

Plus there were accusations that I was just using them for their dicks, and not caring about their emotional wellbeing or something they were rambling on about.

I am shocked by the lack of caring for rabbits and the insensitive use of a man’s dick without caring for his well being!

Oh wait, this isn’t the tell a lie thread!
Never mind!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

If I didn't know you better - and let's face it, I have no fucking clue who you are but let's pretend I do for a moment - I'd think that your "fuck mint and chocolate" comment could be construed as you registering your interest in what @LaisDeMarieDeFrance and I are planning to do with the mint and chocolate.

Noted.

Firstly, I'm shocked and saddened that you don't know who I am.

Secondly, I was feigning interest in what you and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance were talking about.

And, thirdly, noted your noting.

Groovy

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

While I won't be anything he wants.

you would be surprised what I would eat with enough cheese melted on it

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

you would be surprised what I would eat with enough cheese melted on it

Did you just insult me somehow?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Did you just insult me somehow?

Absolutely not! I would shave Tallulans feet and weave a rope to climb to the moon and cover it in cheese for you before insulting you!

 

[Tallulah82]

Firstly, I'm shocked and saddened that you don't know who I am.

Secondly, I was feigning interest in what you and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance were talking about.

And, thirdly, noted your noting.

Groovy

Firstly, I'm shocked and saddened that you're shocked and saddened that I don't know who you are.

Secondly, I was feigning interest in your feigning interest. My interest is so feigned I don't remember what I was feigning about.

And thirdly, thank you for noting my noting. I shall duly note your note but then misplace it because that's what happens to a lot of my post-its.

Uhm. Hippy.

 

[Tallulah82]

Absolutely not! I would shave Tallulans feet and weave a rope to climb to the moon and cover it in cheese for you before insulting you!

The fuck you just called me Tallulan. Like I'm an alien species.

Wow.

W.
O.
W.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

What about mint chocolate icecream?

I would move heaven and earth for you, princess...but...mint chocolate ice cream

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Firstly, I'm shocked and saddened that you're shocked and saddened that I don't know who you are.

Secondly, I was feigning interest in your feigning interest. My interest is so feigned I don't remember what I was feigning about.

And thirdly, thank you for noting my noting. I shall duly note your note but then misplace it because that's what happens to a lot of my post-its.

Uhm. Hippy.

You win.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

The fuck you just called me Tallulan. Like I'm an alien species.

Wow.

W.
O.
W.

I’m surprised you didn’t say fucking fucker

 

[Tallulah82]

I’m surprised you didn’t say fucking fucker

Can't say it too many times in a day, it'll lose its power.

Plus if I use the word 'fuck' in any capacity with @LordofDargaardkeep he jumps the gun and misreads it and starts beating off before the insult is absorbed. Do you know how annoying it is to have to try and stop a wanking man because he misunderstood? Ugh. So annoying.

 

[LostHorizon]

I absolutely say yes to those threads based on the literal fact that we've said more than hello and less than "I'm cumming!"

And you, not pure? I don't believe it.

What about the folks who say, “Hello! I’m cumming!”?

 

[Tallulah82]

What about the folks who say, “Hello! I’m cumming!”?

I didn't say I don't include those. But you nosey fuckers will never figure out who I've e-boned and who I haven't if I treat you all the same.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Can't say it too many times in a day, it'll lose its power.

Plus if I use the word 'fuck' in any capacity with @LordofDargaardkeep he jumps the gun and misreads it and starts beating off before the insult is absorbed. Do you know how annoying it is to have to try and stop a wanking man because he misunderstood? Ugh. So annoying.

I don’t think it’ll lose all its power, I actually really love that short phrase.

And to be 100% honest, I never had to tell that to a man before, pretty happy I never had to tell him to stop waking, and I never want to be put in that situation too have to say that.

 

[jason28053]

Can't say it too many times in a day, it'll lose its power.

Plus if I use the word 'fuck' in any capacity with @LordofDargaardkeep he jumps the gun and misreads it and starts beating off before the insult is absorbed. Do you know how annoying it is to have to try and stop a wanking man because he misunderstood? Ugh. So annoying.

You should take your comedy routine on the road

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Well...there's a reason why they're on ignore.

 

[Tallulah82]

You should take your comedy routine on the road

Wow, way to tell me to pack my bags and GTFO.


And no way, I'm not funny. I simply bounce off the stuff you lot post.

 

[jason28053]

Wow, way to tell me to pack my bags and GTFO.


And no way, I'm not funny. I simply bounce off the stuff you lot post.

I guess you’ll have to take me on the road with you. We’ll have to share a hotel room of course

 

[MisterChillax]

Not all cookies crumble the same way.