Waking up next to...

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a really basic opening premise... the MC wakes up to find themselves naked, in bed with an inappropriate person.
What could possibly go wrong?
 
A beautiful older woman. Last he recalled was getting in the car with a different woman and now hes here.

Alarmed he rolls out of bed in the very strange room. It's filled with unusually shaped furniture with straps and cuffs on padded seats.

"Don't be frightened, sweetie." She says with a mischievous smile. He walks to the rather impressive looking door to find it locked.

"Where am I?"

The woman is naked and gorgeous. "Think of it as a woman's club, hun. We'll keep you here for a couple of days as entertainment and then let you go, like nothing ever happened."

"I'm ... I'm a prisoner?"

The woman's smile becomes appreciative she admires his body. "Actually, you volunteered, don't you remember?"
 
MC wakes up with a splitting headache and a mouth that feels like it's full of rotting sand. Ugh, he vaguely remembers going out for drinks with the boys last night, and it must have gotten a little out of control.

He sits up in bed and realizes his whole body is sore and bruised and scraped up, like he had been playing rugby or something.

Then he hears a snoring sound coming from the pile of blankets next to him. It's a big pile.

He gingerly pulls back the covers to reveal an enormous, muscly, nude, green-skinned woman. Did... Did he fuck an Orc last night? And why is there a sword and a pile of coins on the floor next to a torn tangle of what used to be his clothes?

What HAPPENED last night??
 
MC wakes up with a splitting headache and a mouth that feels like it's full of rotting sand. Ugh, he vaguely remembers going out for drinks with the boys last night, and it must have gotten a little out of control.

He sits up in bed and realizes his whole body is sore and bruised and scraped up, like he had been playing rugby or something.

Then he hears a snoring sound coming from the pile of blankets next to him. It's a big pile.

He gingerly pulls back the covers to reveal an enormous, muscly, nude, green-skinned woman. Did... Did he fuck an Orc last night? And why is there a sword and a pile of coins on the floor next to a torn tangle of what used to be his clothes?

What HAPPENED last night??
Awesome idea. Those unlabeled potions can be a crap shoot!
 
It is Aphrodite, the goddess of love. She gets tired of all the Greek gods up in Olympus preferring young boys, so she occasionally comes down to Earth disguised as a human, in order to have some good old fashioned sex with a mortal.

Afterwards, if he has pleased her, she grants him many gifts, like a long life and an even longer penis.

If he has not pleased her, she eats him. Or sends him to Hades, where he can have all sorts of other adventures.
 
I have a story with a scene very much as described in the OP. It is a priest, who wakes up naked with his own daughter, having been seduced by her when he was in a very low and vulnerable state of mind.

And yes, priests can have daughters. This one was born just before his wife died, and he entered the priesthood to escape the grief.
 
a really basic opening premise... the MC wakes up to find themselves naked, in bed with an inappropriate person.
What could possibly go wrong?
It's their boss' pyromaniac offspring. While they're fighting to prevent them from setting fire to the seedy motel room they woke up in, police burst in on a motel wide drug and prostitution raid and the pair get caught up in it and thrown in prison. Before the MC can even figure out wtf happened last night, their bed partner has called mommy to come bail them and their new friend out yet again, so there isn't even any way to hide what happened.
 
Slowly she drifted up, through her unconscious depths, breaking the waterline of wakefulness gently. It was her superpower to wake with barely a headache after a night of drinking. It was a mix of rosy and groggy, with only a hint of a headache.

The second thing was that being groggy somehow made her horny. Not the impossible to surpress type, but often this low humm of desire that would stick with her all day. She reached for the nightstand. A bit of endorphins to start the aforementioned day would do her some good.

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Slowly she drifted up, through her unconscious depths, breaking the waterline of wakefulness gently. It was her superpower to wake with barely a headache after a night of drinking. It was a mix of rosy and groggy, with only a hint of a headache.

The second thing was that being groggy somehow made her horny. Not the impossible to surpress type, but often this low humm of desire that would stick with her all day. She reached for the nightstand. A bit of endorphins to start the aforementioned day would do her some good.

The shock of unfamiliar furniture was enough to rince her sleepiness. She didn't do anything rash. She only carefully got her bearings. At the same time she reviewed her memories. Unfamiliar ceiling. Went out for drinks with the company. Bed linen not mine. Company retreat was boring and booze was a pittance. I'm definitely naked. Who is sleeping next to me. My boss. Head of HR with the boss that not a month ago was reprimanded by that same HR. Not a good look. My private area doesn't have the telltale soft pain of a night well fucked. No sex then. You might still be able to get in the clear.

She got out of bed as silently as she could. Pants were easy to find. Shirt. Bra. There on the bed post was her underwear. She put that in and gathered the clothes in her arms. That could be done outside of her bosses bedroom.

Her hand touched the doorknob. Made it! She turned around to check on her boss as the door opened silently.

His eyes had a certain amount of amusement from her antics. Or maybe just liking what he sees. "Off so early? You promised a lot more last night."

She had hoped those memories had been a drunken fever dream. The break in, being caught as she had stumbled about taking pictures. The wholly inappropriate way she had suggested to escape justice. Then falling asleep when he went for a quick shower beforehand.

"It would be best if we both forgot the whole thing. Nobody knows but us, nothing has happened, so we can both put this behind us," she said with a significant look. She felt she managed it well, despite her holding her clothes to her breasts and the underwear not the most effective at coverage.

"Oh just come back to bed. That'll be the best for both of us. Some stress relief."

She put on her most haughty mask. "Or you'll tell others? I'm the head of HR. I'll not be blackmailed. I'll leave now and you had pray I don't bring up this conversation." In the back of her head it felt hollow. She did break in here.

"Tell the others? Everyone will already think we had sex. You were posting pictures of my house on the business app," he said while getting out of bed. Between his legs was the proof he appreciated her sexually. She tried to tear her eyes away, only succeeding momentarily. It looked harder than a rock.

"I did?" She said, becoming very flustered.

"You very much did. I did some damage control saying I invited you in to sleep on the couch, as you ere unfit to drive your bicycle." He held out his hand.

She let him take the clothes. "You know how inappropriate this is?" she asked meekly.

"I think that is why you love it. How do you prefer to start?" It was such an innocent question in so many situations. In her mind the not so innocent scenarios flashed. She could almost feel him entering her as he gripped her ass, making her howl in doggy style. Or his weight upon him, trapping her with all that erotic flesh and thrusting between her inviting legs. Or how she might ride his face, showing all HR had to offer.

"Right here will do. Against the door, bonking as if someone wants to get inside."

"An excellent choice," he said. Her underwear couldn't resist him any better than she could. It slid down her legs, and the resistance of her pussy shortly after felt the last if all. The feeling or her boss thrusting with her lubricant on him was amazing.
Although I enjoyed the read, I get a telling off for doing this. 😂 glad it’s not just me. 😘
 
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