~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

She knows every single fact about every character from The Muppet Show.

Tried to start his own version of a Muppet Show. Couldn't figure out why no one wanted to see the variety of characters he created to fit on his dick

 

[PotNoodle79]

Tried to start his own version of a Muppet Show. Couldn't figure out why no one wanted to see the variety of characters he created to fit on his dick

Thinks there is a real Burger King

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks there is a real Burger King

Doesn't actually know how to read... just memorized a lot of words

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Has 47 adopted children.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has 47 adopted children.

Also has adopted 47 times! Only they were all turtles.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Has 47 adopted children.

Has 47 adopted pink horses

 

[Sexydrana]

@PotNoodle79 is actually a pool noodle just somehow whacking on the right keys on the keyboard.

 

[PotNoodle79]

can confirm (skip me)

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

@PotNoodle79 is actually a pool noodle just somehow whacking on the right keys on the keyboard.

Is waiting for a noodle to come "whack her right keys", but no getting her keyboard all wet and slimy, that's a privilege only meant for her!

 

[Sexydrana]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush was knighted by King Charles

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush was knighted by King Charles

Was at the ceremony, tried to steal my top hat and monocle, then going to sell on Ebay for outrageous sums to my adoring super fans.

 

[Sexydrana]

Was at the ceremony, tried to steal my top hat and monocle, then going to sell on Ebay for outrageous sums to my adoring super fans.

Not my fault you won’t listen to me about merchandising…
(Skip me)

 

[PotNoodle79]

Thought that the 'Like' emoji on Facebook was created in tribute to Mark Zuckerberg's habit of ramming his thumb up his arse while masturbating

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thought that the 'Like' emoji on Facebook was created in tribute to Mark Zuckerberg's habit of ramming his thumb up his arse while masturbating

Never has done, or wanted to do, a body shot. However, he does ask if you wanna slurp a noodle from his belly button

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Never has done, or wanted to do, a body shot. However, he does ask if you wanna slurp a noodle from his belly button

Once tried to do a body shot off someone’s toe. It was funky but delicious.

 

[Sexydrana]

It was @AlwaysDancing toe, I was lurking

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once tried to do a body shot off someone’s toe. It was funky but delicious.

I got skills, baby!

Always brings a flask with him just in case someone suggests body shots. It's always a full-bodied wine though

It was @AlwaysDancing toe, I was lurking

Always carries a duffel bag with her full of items she might need. She's never actually needed any of them, but you never do know

 

[AlwaysDancing]

It was @AlwaysDancing toe, I was lurking

Yes, and without you I couldn’t have kept dancing without your help … letting me balance on your left knee. Which was the elevated knee. Which is also called the high knee. Which is sometimes called a butt. But not this time.

 

[Sundayschild]

His PH is less than 7.

*waits

 

[Chloe_Harper]

His PH is less than 7.

*waits

Is this science or a euphemism

Likes to stand outside in the rain and reenact romantic rain scenes from his favorite movies. He plays both parts.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yes, and without you I couldn’t have kept dancing without your help … letting me balance on your left knee. Which was the elevated knee. Which is also called the high knee. Which is sometimes called a butt. But not this time.

Tried his Blockbuster card at Hastings to rent a porno from the 70's Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect.

@Sundayschild still buys the Sunday paper for the comics section.

 

[Sundayschild]

Is this science or a euphemism

Likes to stand outside in the rain and reenact romantic rain scenes from his favorite movies. He plays both parts.

The Alien and the Predator?

She's a dab hand at the Am Drams, but has a very annoying laugh...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is this science or a euphemism

Likes to stand outside in the rain and reenact romantic rain scenes from his favorite movies. He plays both parts.

Is really a dom, not a brat, another dom in brats clothing!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Tried his Blockbuster card at Hastings to rent a porno from the 70's Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect.

Now I wanna rewatch HIMYM

@Sundayschild still buys the Sunday paper for the comics section.

The Alien and the Predator?

She's a dab hand at the Am Drams, but has a very annoying laugh...

These two are putting on a stage production they've written themselves. There's also meant to be a female lead, for which the casting call has gone unanswered

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Now I wanna rewatch HIMYM


These two are putting on a stage production they've written themselves. There's also meant to be a female lead, for which the casting call has gone unanswered

She can’t make coffee