~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Loves to build model kits of different styles of pizza from around the world.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Wrestled an alligator for charity.










Not charity, chocolate. I get mixed up sometimes

 

[EctoJohn]

Has studied the ancient martial arts of worms.

 

[Jodaily]

Maintains a large weasel farm.

 

[Spurtulator]

Maintains a large weasel farm.

Used to go to adult bookstores and referred to it as "going to the weasel farm."

 

[EctoJohn]

Is in the habit of thanking the toilet for it's service after each use.

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

Ectojohn was an early adopter of the soy sauce and horseradish gargle

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

well I think Hugo_Agogo_UK is a real big wizzard in Hogwarts

 

[base10]

Has their skirt blown up every night before bed

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has their skirt blown up every night before bed

Likes to sit amongst the wildflowers, find a ladybug or other small harmless insect, and tell it about his day. But he does so as if telling a grand children's story.

 

[Jodaily]

Used to go to adult bookstores and referred to it as "going to the weasel farm."

Yeah, but you had to be careful of those wily weasels Willie’s.

 

[Jodaily]

Likes to sit amongst the wildflowers, find a ladybug or other small harmless insect, and tell it about his day. But he does so as if telling a grand children's story.

Is saddened when she has no one to tell her children’s stories to. Folks don’t seem to want her telling those stories to the kids. Don’t know why.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has been aging his Halloween candy in a wine cellar for the past 15 years.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has been aging his Halloween candy in a wine cellar for the past 15 years.

Sneaks his used pot to TJ Max and leaves it on the shelves. He likes to watch the price checking madness when people try and buy it and it doesn’t scan.

 

[Jodaily]

Has been known to go on first dates intentionally forgetting his wallet.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Recreated to moon landing in a 4 year old's bounce house at a birthday party he wasn't invited to

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Has an involuntarily muscle lock if asked to turn anticlockwise.

 

[Sexydrana]

@TheWorldBuilder actually builds inter dimensional timelines… the one we are in was his recent doing…

 

[EctoJohn]

Once built a 1:8 scale replica of the ISS out of Lego.

 

[Spurtulator]

Is in the habit of thanking the toilet for it's service after each use.

Nothing wrong with showing empathy and good manners.

Once built a 1:8 scale replica of the ISS out of Lego.

Loves to yell out, “who ya gonna call?” at the moment before orgasming.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Wrote a very detailed fanfiction about Little Bunny Foo Foo that explained the love and loss the set him on his rampage through the forest, leaving no field mice safe from his wrath

 

[MrPimms]

Patented the backwards baseball cap. Has been embroiled in lawsuits ever since.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Had a Muppet made in his likeness. They couldn't use it though because every time the puppeteer put his hand in to control it, the Muppet would shudder and moan

 

[base10]

Is the Hawaiian Punch mascot in disguise

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is the Hawaiian Punch mascot in disguise

Wears a tie in the shower