Wit & Nipples 🍒

You do hate being quiet 😜
Noo pouting its cheating 😍 im always just 10 mins away if you need help sleeping but will we be able to stop at just kissing 😉
I hate being quiet of course…. I’m a big old chatter box and hate when the attention isn’t on me ;) (a joke. I’m also introverted as hell so it’s confusing)

You may be just 10 minutes down the road but like you say…. Would there be any sleeping? I doubt it.

I hope you’ll be partaking in my quiz? You’ve known me what…. Since I was 19? You should be getting every single question correct 🤣
 
Good Morning Literotica 🖤
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Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So…
I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we ;) )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

🍦 Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)
  1. Do I prefer coffee or tea?
  2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early?
  3. Favorite type of music?
  4. Cats or dogs?
  5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks?
  6. What is my favourite colour?
  7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book?
  8. Favourite season of the year?
  9. Do I prefer texting or calling?
  10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out?
🌹 Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me?
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted?
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one)
4. What’s my guilty pleasure?
5. What is my biggest insecurity?
6. What’s my type?
7. What is my dream travel destination?
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense?
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before?
10. How many siblings do I have?

🔥 Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex?
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?)
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs?
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….)
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most?
9. What are my “hard” limits. (Hard “no’s” when it comes to the bedroom?
10. How long have I been celibate for?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters ;)

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties 🤭😉
Quite possibly the greatest thing I've seen come from lit in a long while. The clear amount of thought put into this is palpable. Always the best from Bean. 🥰
 
I hate being quiet of course…. I’m a big old chatter box and hate when the attention isn’t on me ;) (a joke. I’m also introverted as hell so it’s confusing)

You may be just 10 minutes down the road but like you say…. Would there be any sleeping? I doubt it.

I hope you’ll be partaking in my quiz? You’ve known me what…. Since I was 19? You should be getting every single question correct 🤣
It’s not cheating.

It’s a strategic advantage
 
Well damn, game on. I do enjoy how interesting you've always been. How I can't help but yearn to know everything about you. Let's see if I've remembered enough to win. Adore you Bean. ❤️
This is a good way to put into practise the things you have in your mental notebook ;) surely you should do rather well? 🫡

You’re the best G.W.
 
This is a good way to put into practise the things you have in your mental notebook ;) surely you should do rather well? 🫡

You’re the best G.W.
Yes, yes it is a good way to put into practice all the things I have in my mental notebook. I should hopefully do well. Will there be rankings? 👀 Like a list of the top 10, even?

And now I'm gonna have a big head all day because Bean said I'm the best. Well, two, because it's you, but you know what I mean.

I would love to send voice messages back and forth again soon, btw, I really miss your voice even if I can hear it in my head when I read your words.
 
Thankyou 😍

Well… maybe you shall be lucky and receive a bounty of booty later… 😏 (maybe not a bounty…. I feel that that is a lot of booty….)

I love it when people remember that bigger boobs are firm too ;) this video was the perfect way to showcase this hehe. They’re definitely not dragging down south anytime soon! (It’s not like I have huge EE’s or anything! )
Well I’d love that maybe to turn into being lucky! 😉 and I do love a big bounty! 🏴‍☠️
Welp. My thread went dead 🥱

I feel it needs spicing up….🌶️

Here is my Wet Wednesday admission

https://postimg.cc/Mc6hKstJ - not wet but I was about to shower, and I know some of you like seeing my face just as much as my body 😌

https://postimg.cc/hJ2NJ93z - soapy 🫧 (this angle always makes them look so juicy!
Love to see your face, especially your eyes! But those juicy boobs are magnificent! 🍈🍈
Good Morning Literotica 🖤
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Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So…
I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we ;) )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

🍦 Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)
  1. Do I prefer coffee or tea?
  2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early?
  3. Favorite type of music?
  4. Cats or dogs?
  5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks?
  6. What is my favourite colour?
  7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book?
  8. Favourite season of the year?
  9. Do I prefer texting or calling?
  10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out?
🌹 Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me?
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted?
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one)
4. What’s my guilty pleasure?
5. What is my biggest insecurity?
6. What’s my type?
7. What is my dream travel destination?
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense?
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before?
10. How many siblings do I have?

🔥 Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex?
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?)
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs?
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….)
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most?
9. What are my “hard” limits. (Hard “no’s” when it comes to the bedroom?
10. How long have I been celibate for?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters ;)

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties 🤭😉
Damn it, I’ll play but don’t expect big things.. came to your thread late 😔
P.S. love the glasses look 😉
 
I hate being quiet of course…. I’m a big old chatter box and hate when the attention isn’t on me ;) (a joke. I’m also introverted as hell so it’s confusing)

You may be just 10 minutes down the road but like you say…. Would there be any sleeping? I doubt it.

I hope you’ll be partaking in my quiz? You’ve known me what…. Since I was 19? You should be getting every single question correct 🤣
Hahaha the best kind of extroverted introvert.

Yeah 😂 most likely not so counter productive but atleast alot of fun 😈

Shit, way to put pressure on me 😂 yeah ive got my 30 replies ready for you
 
Yes, yes it is a good way to put into practice all the things I have in my mental notebook. I should hopefully do well. Will there be rankings? 👀 Like a list of the top 10, even?

And now I'm gonna have a big head all day because Bean said I'm the best. Well, two, because it's you, but you know what I mean.

I would love to send voice messages back and forth again soon, btw, I really miss your voice even if I can hear it in my head when I read your words.
Well I don’t expect many people to respond but for those that DO, I’ll be choosing my winner tomorrow evening 🥰

If there is a draw… I’ll have to come up with a few more questions to find my winner ;)

Out of the three people who have already answered them… I have a winner, one that entertained me, (highly), and someone who knows me very well that has done a great job of guessing but still got the trick question wrong 😏

I will at some point do an audio so that then you can hear my voice 🥰
 
Well I’d love that maybe to turn into being lucky! 😉 and I do love a big bounty! 🏴‍☠️

Love to see your face, especially your eyes! But those juicy boobs are magnificent! 🍈🍈

Damn it, I’ll play but don’t expect big things.. came to your thread late 😔
P.S. love the glasses look 😉
If you take a good stab at guessing my “vibe” rather than knowing the exact answers you may have a good chance of answering most of them with flying colours…. 🙄

Thankyou for the compliment, it was the ‘breast’ 😍😉 I grew them all by myself!!
 
Well I don’t expect many people to respond but for those that DO, I’ll be choosing my winner tomorrow evening 🥰

If there is a draw… I’ll have to come up with a few more questions to find my winner ;)

Out of the three people who have already answered them… I have a winner, one that entertained me, (highly), and someone who knows me very well that has done a great job of guessing but still got the trick question wrong 😏

I will at some point do an audio so that then you can hear my voice 🥰
Ooh fierce competition. I might answer with a voice note, we will see.

I've heard your voice, you've already sent me personal voice notes. I just want more ❤️[/QUOTE]
 
Good Morning Literotica 🖤
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Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So…
I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we ;) )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

🍦 Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)
  1. Do I prefer coffee or tea?
  2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early?
  3. Favorite type of music?
  4. Cats or dogs?
  5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks?
  6. What is my favourite colour?
  7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book?
  8. Favourite season of the year?
  9. Do I prefer texting or calling?
  10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out?
🌹 Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me?
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted?
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one)
4. What’s my guilty pleasure?
5. What is my biggest insecurity?
6. What’s my type?
7. What is my dream travel destination?
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense?
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before?
10. How many siblings do I have?

🔥 Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex?
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?)
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs?
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….)
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most?
9. What are my “hard” limits. (Hard “no’s” when it comes to the bedroom?
10. How long have I been celibate for?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters ;)

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties 🤭😉
Well this sounds like great fun but I’m a perfectionist… and the idea that I won’t win a prize 😱
I think you should do a wooden spoon prize, Bean… go on, it’s the right thing to do 😂
 
If you take a good stab at guessing my “vibe” rather than knowing the exact answers you may have a good chance of answering most of them with flying colours…. 🙄

Thankyou for the compliment, it was the ‘breast’ 😍😉 I grew them all by myself!!
I’ve taken a stab.. I’m very competitive though and that prize sounds too good to miss out on 😉😂

I see what you did there 😂 very punny 😉
 
Well this sounds like great fun but I’m a perfectionist… and the idea that I won’t win a prize 😱
I think you should do a wooden spoon prize, Bean… go on, it’s the right thing to do 😂
You know what…. I think that’s a brilliant idea! 💡😍

But I do fear that with a “loser gets a prize mindset”, productivity levels will drop and people won’t be putting in the required effort to use their brains. 😏

I don’t know that I mentioned but each and every single question on the list, I have answered in some capacity on this thread or on lit already. 🤭

Good luck 🤞🏼
 
Nope just found it, I don’t post much! But I do enjoy conversation with my morning coffee.
This also looks like fun, though I will have to catch up! Enjoy!
Well you’ve certainly come to the right place for fun and conversation! 🖤

There’s a little something for everyone here… I’d like to think so anyway. 😌

Have a peruse, have a scroll but if you can’t be bothered ( because there is a lot )… here are some welcome pictures! 🥰

https://postimg.cc/Y4JghpQ4

https://postimg.cc/CZZkhZnT
 
Well you’ve certainly come to the right place for fun and conversation! 🖤

There’s a little something for everyone here… I’d like to think so anyway. 😌

Have a peruse, have a scroll but if you can’t be bothered ( because there is a lot )… here are some welcome pictures! 🥰

https://postimg.cc/Y4JghpQ4

https://postimg.cc/CZZkhZnT
Well now I feel really welcome! Thank you Bean (that is actually one of my fav pet names, for someone very special to me!)
Wonderfully tasteful shots. I Guess I’ll settle in for a thoughtful… and enticing read!
 
Well you’ve certainly come to the right place for fun and conversation! 🖤

There’s a little something for everyone here… I’d like to think so anyway. 😌

Have a peruse, have a scroll but if you can’t be bothered ( because there is a lot )… here are some welcome pictures! 🥰

https://postimg.cc/Y4JghpQ4

https://postimg.cc/CZZkhZnT
Damn little miss, you’re trouble! And you certainly know how to take a great picture! 🔥
 
Good Morning Literotica 🖤
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Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So…
I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we ;) )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

🍦 Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)
  1. Do I prefer coffee or tea?
  2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early?
  3. Favorite type of music?
  4. Cats or dogs?
  5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks?
  6. What is my favourite colour?
  7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book?
  8. Favourite season of the year?
  9. Do I prefer texting or calling?
  10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out?
🌹 Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me?
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted?
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one)
4. What’s my guilty pleasure?
5. What is my biggest insecurity?
6. What’s my type?
7. What is my dream travel destination?
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense?
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before?
10. How many siblings do I have?

🔥 Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex?
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?)
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs?
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….)
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most?
9. What are my “hard” limits. (Hard “no’s” when it comes to the bedroom?
10. How long have I been celibate for?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters ;)

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties 🤭😉
Just wanted to say hi, so hi SB!

Well I certainly can't answer most of those (yet) as I've just started looking at this thread.

Really like the glasses pic! Sucker for a girl in glasses since I also wear them.😉
 
You know what…. I think that’s a brilliant idea! 💡😍

But I do fear that with a “loser gets a prize mindset”, productivity levels will drop and people won’t be putting in the required effort to use their brains. 😏

I don’t know that I mentioned but each and every single question on the list, I have answered in some capacity on this thread or on lit already. 🤭

Good luck 🤞🏼
I really don’t think you need to worry about effort if the prize is anything like the pictures in your post underneath 😅
 
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