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I need to be baptized. Maybe by a few of the men at once, just in case it doesn't take the first time. I have been a bad girl. It's difficult to know how many times I will need to be baptized.
@Mike130

Oh Amber you are such a sweetheart. You know, you need to go to Father Inn first to confess all your sins. Especially if you've been a very bad girl. He loves details, so please don't leave anything out. This way he can give you absolution. Father inn definitely likes to take his time with confessions, so you might be there a while.

Yes, I think there might be a few of us that would love to help you be baptized.

Amber, we are all sinners, so you may find that you might need regular baptisms, so I hope that you're okay with that?
 
I will get the popemobile ready for you Amber, I will even change the sheets. I’ll pick you up early. Sometimes I make detours to heavily wooded areas to… have an “in body” experience, if you know what I mean. It can be very enlightening.

Thanks Pastor, I have recruited several members of the bretheren, including @SparkyWalter, to deliver our spiritual gifts to @AmberStellar6 . Although, I wouldn't bother changing the sheets until afterwards. :cool:
 
Thanks Pastor, I have recruited several members of the bretheren, including @SparkyWalter, to deliver our spiritual gifts to @AmberStellar6 . Although, I wouldn't bother changing the sheets until afterwards. :cool:
@Mike130
@AmberStellar6

Thanks, Dirk for including me in the process.
I think since Amber was very good to admit that she has been a bad girl that she will need extra blessings. I certainly am more than willing to help with her absolution.
 
My gentle wife, Beverly came home early from the Glory Hole tonight to spend more time with me :heart: . I gave her a thorough shower and then rewarded her spiritual work.
Beverly is a woman of great faith and wonderful talents that she uses for the Lord. Many of the men in our church appreciate her dedication and unselfishness and reward her with blessings and gifts. She is a delight in our women's group and her testimonies are enlightening and quite...well...erotic and full of fun and faith as well as her being an example to all of us.
 
Would it be possible to hire the popemobile and the driver to do a hop on hop off day Today? I have had some calls from the brethren who live in the more remote areas. I would hate it if they were ignored.
Sure Susan, that’s one of the reasons we have the popemobile. To spread the legs… uh, I mean, the word, yes, spread the word. Love thy neighbor, and those in a 30 mile proximity.

The tank is filled. Hopefully yours will be also.
 
Would it be possible to hire the popemobile and the driver to do a hop on hop off day Today? I have had some calls from the brethren who live in the more remote areas. I would hate it if they were ignored.
Susan, you are so good to take care of the many brethren that just can't make it
Into the church for various reasons.

They are so very lucky that you fit so many of them in to your very busy schedule.

  i love that I can call you my sweet sister of our congregation.
 
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