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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

y=mx+b said:
Being old and being horny...

I know it's different for everyone and there is a lot of lecherous creepy old men acting upon their idiot impulses.

I've personally have come to find the state of horniness (hornyness? idfk or care right now) to be rather quite annoying. Like... I just wanna sit here and eat my oatmeal in peace. But no I gotta be thinking about how great it would be to bury my face between a woman's legs fighting an ungodly dying want to lick her asshole while my hands are up there fondling her breasts.

The day's are years away but I feel like I'm getting glimpses of what it'll be like when I'm in the nursing home... that frail old man sitting in a wheelchair quietly walk-rolling himself along the wall thinking about pussy while the nurse's aide will be all like... "Let's get you back into your room Mr. y=mx+b. There's apple sauce! Don't tell anyone but I sprinkled a little bit of cinnamon in it for you!"
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If i make it to old age you damn right im perving...
 
Snapped some piping for a sink in my basement. Never dealt with traps, pvc pipes or that purple glue shit.

Went to Lowes and just did a 1:1 for it. Ended up perfect. So far no leaks and kinda got over that fear of that stuff.
 
I've always been pretty open on here. I'm not one to spill my guts though. I've been thinking of sharing important that's going on with me.


I've started Mounjaro. It's helps control type 2 diabetes sugar levels and one side effect is weight loss. I've got a lot of weight to lose, I won't be giving you the number, I'm embarrassed.


You might see me vent about this process. I won't bombard you, however. Maybe you will find my journey interesting. I'm not sure?
 
Lazaran said:
Damn creative!!!

You must have really had a hankering for brownies!!!

(Damn, now I have a hankering for brownies…)

😳 😑 🤣
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pink said:
You just ruined them.
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just to be clear, these were never brownies.... a big difference. More a rich, super chocolately cupcake. His hankering for brownies (which I'm kinda ambivalent about) resulted in these. 2 dozen, almost gone.
 
pink said:
I've always been pretty open on here. I'm not one to spill my guts though. I've been thinking of sharing important that's going on with me.


I've started Mounjaro. It's helps control type 2 diabetes sugar levels and one side effect is weight loss. I've got a lot of weight to lose, I won't be giving you the number, I'm embarrassed.


You might see me vent about this process. I won't bombard you, however. Maybe you will find my journey interesting. I'm not sure?
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Once you get over the hump it seems to settle out.
You got this
 
Speaking of diabetes, i ate my first package of skittles in what? 20 years? 25, maybe? They were as good as i remembered. However, i dont remember the feeling of my teeth rotting with every bite. My wife will gasp, with horror, when i tell her what ive done. Persnickety dentists are so judgmental. Let me live, woman!


Good luck Pink! Share what you want to share. You've been nothing but a kind voice in a site full of assholes. Its your turn to vent. I'll be here reading.
 
Also, while buying said skittles, the woman behind the counter, spoke with a southern accent. Not very convincingly, mind you, it didnt sound natural. Too many "honeys" and "babys".. And it didnt flow like the southerners I know. It sounded like a 20 something Midwestern kid trying to do a southern accent. I could be totally off base with my conclusion, but it failed the ear test. Why would a whipper snapper choose to do that? To be different? And what if you've worked with this kid awhile, and all of a sudden, starts speaking in an accent? Do you call them out? Do you give them criticism and try to make them better? Do they do this at home?? Personally, I would tell them its off a little and to keep working on it. Then I'd ask them why.

My youngest daughter did start "yipping" for about two weeks when she was 15. She tried to convince me she had, all of a sudden, developed tourette syndrome. I even went as far to ask my doctor if it was possible, but it ended when better things to torment me about were found. Like she was allergic to peanuts.. She still claims that, even though I know she is NOT, she just doesn't care for peanut butter anymore. She ate the shit out of it until she was 17.
and it was always SUPER CHUNK!
 
butters said:
just to be clear, these were never brownies.... a big difference. More a rich, super chocolately cupcake. His hankering for brownies (which I'm kinda ambivalent about) resulted in these. 2 dozen, almost gone.
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I like my brownies to be dry, with just a bit of chewiness. That’s is how I like my toasted English muffins, bagels, garlic toast, etc, as well.

Texture is everything: You can’t really go wrong with ingredients like starch, sugar, chocolate, & walnuts, etc.

Cake or cupcakes have never been my favorite, though I enjoy either if they are done well.

Ultimately: “Give me brownies or give me……. cake….or cupcakes….or anything else that tastes delicious!!!

👍

🤣
 
My first shot was Monday night. By later that day, I had no appetite, which is what the medicine purposely does. It works in 2 different ways. I'll explain it later, I've already written a book on this post.

Nausea is a side effect. Monday night, I slept with an empty waste basket beside my bed. The side effects are said to ease up over time, as our bodies adjust to the medicine.

Please don't feel too bad for me. I've chosen this. I want this. I can't lose weight without help. Truthfully, I'd resigned myself to my situation but this medicine can help me and motivate me to make good choices. Mounjaro is not a miracle drug. I am the other important component.
Thanks for reading.
 
pink said:
My first shot was Monday night. By later that day, I had no appetite, which is what the medicine purposely does. It works in 2 different ways. I'll explain it later, I've already written a book on this post.

Nausea is a side effect. Monday night, I slept with an empty waste basket beside my bed. The side effects are said to ease up over time, as our bodies adjust to the medicine.

Please don't feel too bad for me. I've chosen this. I want this. I can't lose weight without help. Truthfully, I'd resigned myself to my situation but this medicine can help me and motivate me to make good choices. Mounjaro is not a miracle drug. I am the other important component.
Thanks for reading.
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I mean puking is terrible but beyond that you just need support and positive reinforcement.
 
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