~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Collects toe nail clippings to make crude tools for museum exhibits.

Eww

Has a fear of The Unknown... The Unknown is what he calls his butthole

 

[Jaws82]

Eww

Has a fear of The Unknown... The Unknown is what he calls his butthole

spikes drinks.

just for funsies.

 

[EctoJohn]

Only bathes when it's raining out because he refuses to run a shower or fill the bath.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Like a hobbit, wants to live in a nice comfy hole

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Thought Faramir was treated fairly

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Thought Faramir was treated fairly

Changes the words on Elton John’s song Rocket man to Ratchetman

 

[SimonSex]

Superstitious. Never steps on cracks.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Hid his Coke addiction from his parents. He was raised in a Pepsi household

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Hid his Coke addiction from his parents. He was raised in a Pepsi household

Actually mixes Coke and Pepsi together, won't drink either one by itself.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Actually mixes Coke and Pepsi together, won't drink either one by itself.

Prefers Mr Pibb - it's classier

 

[Someoneagree]

His insurance denied his Dr. Pepper claim as out of network.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Prefers to drink Physician's Assistant Pepper

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"mechanic by day, world dominating super-villain by night"

Hrrrmmm.... Known as WrenchThroat, his surprise attack is truly a surprise!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Had a threesome with Waldo and Carmen San Diego

 

[kellyt1994]

He once sued Lee Corso for stealing his dance moves.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Never skips adds on Youtube

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Never skips adds on Youtube

Has changed ad algorithms so we're all getting the ones we don't want! Quick, everyone, grab the tar and feathers!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Has changed ad algorithms so we're all getting the ones we don't want! Quick, everyone, grab the tar and feathers!

Is eternal. Often resorts to the various types of torture she has seen employed throughout the centuries...most of which failed on her.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has changed ad algorithms so we're all getting the ones we don't want! Quick, everyone, grab the tar and feathers!

Tells everyone she works at the convenience store but actually works on the reaction buttons for Facebook.

Is eternal. Often resorts to the various types of torture she has seen employed throughout the centuries...most of which failed on her.

He tortures raccoons. He also thinks torture is another word for “feeds gummy bears.”

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Tried to make funmi bears at home. Now we have slime. Good job. Bravo.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tried to make funmi bears at home. Now we have slime. Good job. Bravo.

That recipe was fucking hard to understand!!

He snorted my slime. It explains so much.

 

[kellyt1994]

Tells everyone she works at the convenience store but actually works on the reaction buttons for Facebook.

He tortures raccoons. He also thinks torture is another word for “feeds gummy bears.”

Quick timeout for cruel raccoon pranks. You know how coons always wash their food? Give him some cotton candy and a pan of water. It's some funny shit when it keeps disappearing in the water.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is eternal. Often resorts to the various types of torture she has seen employed throughout the centuries...most of which failed on her.

Can't keep me down!

Tells everyone she works at the convenience store but actually works on the reaction buttons for Facebook.

Everyone knows they are basically the same thing

That recipe was fucking hard to understand!!

He snorted my slime. It explains so much.

Writes down potential lies that come into his head in the middle of the night, just so he remembers them every time he plays

 

[EctoJohn]

She knows every single fact about every character from The Muppet Show.

 

[kellyt1994]

She knows every single fact about every character from The Muppet Show.

Big Bird was gay, Animal had BO, the Swedish chef would trick for ludes, but Dr. Teeth . . . that guy was packin'.