Absolutely. Now let’s take these hobbits to Isengard! No. Rescue them. One of those. Let’s decide after second breakfast.
She never gets annoyed
Wait... is that not right? We clearly need to rewatch these
Has been contemplating this years Halloween costume... seriously considering being a shrubbery since it's such an important step in finding the holy grail
Not my fault I like to always look on the bright side of life
No, no. It’s hits of powdered Tums with pepto as the chaser.
I just want to know why I’m in handcuffs.
You don't want to know
A glass of wine helps the jokes go down.You don't want to know
Has never once regretted the username he chose for this site. He loves every single dancing joke made at his expense as he practices his Shakira butt shake
AmenA glass of wine helps the jokes go down.
How did you know
Dammit! You said you wouldn’t tell!Amen
How did you know
Has a secret lower back tattoo of a dolphin. He says he got it on spring break while drunk, but really he was completely sober and just really likes dolphins
If you put a ball on my butt, it looks like it’s doing tricks.Amen
How did you know
Has a secret lower back tattoo of a dolphin. He says he got it on spring break while drunk, but really he was completely sober and just really likes dolphins
Constantly confuses Nickleback and the term Quarterback. Makes any football conversation utterly confusing for all involved parties
I would pay money...
Tell me you wouldn't do the same!
she removed her shrubbery so I can find the holy grail
Still has trouble finding said grail. Drew him a treasure map, and started gathering a ship and a crew to go a-hunting
I’m coming to a circus near you. Price of admission? A certain Star Wars fantasy fulfilled.
Dresses up like an EnderMan and keeps stealing my dirt blocks!
Collects toe nail clippings to make crude tools for museum exhibits.
