~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Ratchetman1982]

Has a pasta named after himself

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Has a pasta named after himself

Yep! It's called UP's - most gets burnt or spilled, honestly.

Is an expert at checking for leaks. Not preventing them, plugging them, refilling 'em - just checking. Impressive!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Can see John Cena...always

 

[EctoJohn]

Is racist against trees.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is racist against trees.

Was once involved in an Old West style shootout that resulted in seven deaths. Funny enough, he wasn't banned from that Waffle House

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Provides the allegedly maple-flavored condiment for his local Waffle Houses

 

[Sexydrana]

@UsuallyPresent is usually present everywhere but that Waffle House, still won’t say why he got banned but I heard it was legendary…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@UsuallyPresent is usually present everywhere but that Waffle House, still won’t say why he got banned but I heard it was legendary…

I am unable to confirm or deny any waffle-house-shaped rumors in any timescale within my presence.

@Sexydrana however is a noted fiend for Bavarian crème donut filling.

 

[deft]

I am unable to confirm or deny any waffle-house-shaped rumors in any timescale within my presence.

@Sexydrana however is a noted fiend for Bavarian crème donut filling.

They're usually absent.

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows exactly 61 people, but only their middle names.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Knows exactly 61 people, but only their middle names.

Stays up at night wondering if you only know people’s middle name and you use it, does that make it the first name? Or the last name? Do you have to go “hey, blank Jo blank” to only know the middle name and maintain integrity of the middle name? And what the fuck was in those brownies?!

 

[Sexydrana]

@AlwaysDancing actually believes dancing is a sin and we can’t have that in our lives

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@AlwaysDancing actually believes dancing is a sin and we can’t have that in our lives

It’s so hard to repent but … I am trying.

Refuses to dance with anyone, anywhere ever. Not since stepping on that one person’s toe and paralyzing them for life. Pressure points, man.

 

[Baztrachian]

Isn't always dancing.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Isn't always dancing.

That’s what bondage is for.

Secretly thinks Texan barbecue is superior to Kansas barbecue.

 

[Sexydrana]

Refuses to dance with anyone, anywhere ever. Not since stepping on that one person’s toe and paralyzing them for life. Pressure points, man.

Now who told you from Salsa Class! They signed an NDA!

@AlwaysDancing only dances when Cha Cha Slide plays

 

[PotNoodle79]

Can converse fluently with owls, eagles and crows but, oddly, not flamingos.

 

[Baztrachian]

Secretly thinks Texan barbecue is superior to Kansas barbecue.

That's no secret!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Now who told you from Salsa Class! They signed an NDA!

@AlwaysDancing only dances when Cha Cha Slide plays

The Cha Cha is the best. I’m training for the cha cha competition. The prize is cha cha-Ching if you know what I mean.

Can converse fluently with owls, eagles and crows but, oddly, not flamingos.

Trains attack flamingos … it would be so much faster if they could find someone who can speak flamingo. Flamingese?

 

[Sundayschild]

The Cha Cha is the best. I’m training for the cha cha competition. The prize is cha cha-Ching if you know what I mean.


Trains attack flamingos … it would be so much faster if they could find someone who can speak flamingo. Flamingese?

Had a bit part in The 5th Element wearing a picture of a hallway on his head.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Had a bit part in The 5th Element wearing a picture of a hallway on his head.

I would’ve robbed the other apartment had I know that guy was trying to quit smoking

Dressed up as the fifth element last Halloween. Unfortunately somebody else was dressed as the periodical table of elements and had to point out he wasn’t on it. Totally killed the vibe.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I would’ve robbed the other apartment had I know that guy was trying to quit smoking

Dressed up as the fifth element last Halloween. Unfortunately somebody else was dressed as the periodical table of elements and had to point out he wasn’t on it. Totally killed the vibe.

Mutes Lord of the Rings during all the walking scenes. But, dresses up and acts out all the battle speeches in a Scottish accent

 

[Baztrachian]

Is known to do the cha-cha to skaa music.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Mutes Lord of the Rings during all the walking scenes. But, dresses up and acts out all the battle speeches in a Scottish accent

That’s the last time I watch the lord of the rings with you. Ok ok. How about next Wednesday?

Is known to do the cha-cha to skaa music.

hugs strangers while wearing barbed wire

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That’s the last time I watch the lord of the rings with you. Ok ok. How about next Wednesday?

Ok, but I get to be Eowen this time!

hugs strangers while wearing barbed wire

This works so nicely for him since he has a barbed wire fetish... the doctors keep asking him to wear protection against it, but he's famously afraid of bubble wrap