Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[dawn_of_night]

Hmmm... I don't know?

In case he gets a hole in one hole

 

[Lichen2CU]

In case he gets a hole in one hole

Of course...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Of course...

Yup!
Just your run of the mill dad joke

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What does a sprinter eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What does a bee use to brush its hair?

A honeycomb

 

[NCneedslove_18]

That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One will eventually mature and make money.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered

 

[NCneedslove_18]

And my final submission today…

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

 

[Lichen2CU]

And my final submission today…

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

Really nice to see your "dad jokes" again NC. I hope that all is well.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hi Lichen! Thanks, doing great. I hope all is well with you.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated

Of course...

 

[Lichen2CU]

What did the duck say to the duck hunter?

(Duck Off!!!)

You're probably wondering... "How did Lichen know what the duck said?" Because I was the duck hunter and I heard what I heard!! Slow start to duck season for me...

 

[korra12]

This is the most wholesome thread I have read on Lit. Love it - great jokes

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi korra. Glad you're enjoying...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hi Lichen!

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

It went back four seconds

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi Lichen!

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

It went back four seconds

Of course it did!! Hi NC - good to see you...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Here’s another duck one!

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick?

Put it on my bill!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Good to see you too!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

 

[Lichen2CU]

What's up in your world today?

 

[Lichen2CU]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

You are good!! I relinquish any claim to being the dad joke champ!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

It’s been a nice quiet day! How have you been? I’m no match for your dad jokes - not by a long shot!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Giving you a "high five"... Tie??