If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Wand3rlust]

Dry flat.

 

[Seamus44]

Contents under pressure do not puncture

 

[Wand3rlust]

May cling.

 

[Apisto42]

Fairly silly, may get bored easily.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fairly silly, may get bored easily.

*clings*

Don't say you weren't warned

 

[PotNoodle79]

May cause damp

 

[Apisto42]

*clings*

Don't say you weren't warned

Surprise! I’m covered in coconut oil.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Surprise! I’m covered in coconut oil.

 

[Xerxes82]

All masturbation is to fantasy. Any resemblence to actual people, locations or situations is purely coincidental. Mostly.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

May wander off suddenly.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Handle with care.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Product of Surreality

 

[Wand3rlust]

Seperate. May cause staining

 

[ScarletDaisy]

CAUTION: Falls Down Stairs

 

[Gecko1961]

REQUIRES DAILY DRAINING

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: Spontaneously spouts dinosaur facts

 

[barefootgirl69]

If I don't know ya, I don't owe ya. Take your expectations elsewhere.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: A freak in the sheets... spreadsheets

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Caution - some parts may attach via friction fit

 

[smtst5]

Do not allow to drink tequila after midnight

 

[j769]

Caution! Product will be hot after heating.

 

[peter252]

Caution easily hardens

 

[Wand3rlust]

May cause light-headedness and or hallucinations if consumed..

 

[notexactlymelville]

"Unknowable"

 

[PotNoodle79]

Slippery when wet