What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[Xerxes82]

The loud crackling in my knee with every step.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Forgetting where I put down my reading glasses.

 

[Thinkiwanttosuck]

Moving heavy doors and picture windows in the heat today. Ha ha

 

[Pad_Foot]

Younger perky people
They don’t hobble when they walk
Or wobble when they sit

 

[smtst5]

Having to drive before dusk

 

[bunny4med]

When I saw an ad for Dancing with the Stars and hardly knew anybody.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I feel like this is the right place to post this......
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It me

 

[AllAmericanMale]

It's been 24 years.

 

[Abeona1]

Using a car that had no key and everything is a button. When did that happen.

 

[Serge69]

Last week. After reading tumblr's conditions for use (for the first time, after about 8 years...) I realized I had to enter my actual date of birth so I could access mature content, and that providing a false date could be ground for termination.

Except that, when scrolling through the drop-down menu, I realized that they do not go past 1954, and I was born before that (Truman was still POTUS)!

 

[Musinginspace]

My arm getting too tired while masturbating

 

[kathyisgr65]

Getting out of bed

 

[CuriousJInLA]

I was in college during 9/11

 

[gran_pron]

I was in college during 9/11

damn this post made me feel really old

 

[SouthernMatureM]

I was in college during 9/11

If you were here I'd smack you for that

 

[lucy_anne21]

The realisation dawning on me, that I’ll be 20 next month! I can’t believe how quickly time is passing.

Lucy.

 

[Chernosoth]

Someone asked would she be called old at her age and I barely remember being that young.

 

[Animaul]

Finding a white pube!

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

The realisation dawning on me, that I’ll be 20 next month! I can’t believe how quickly time is passing.

Lucy.

I don't remember being 20!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Being old

 

[latecomer91364]

Sitting down on the toilet to fart because I had a feeling it might be a 'wet one.'
It wasn't.

 

[beachbaby179]

My back has been screaming at me all day.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Being tired at 9 pm

 

[Serge69]

Finding a white pube!

Wait 'til you see them thinning out...

 

[smtst5]

Fell asleep before the end of the game and woke up way too early