The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[phantom4533]

Trip to boston booked. Still not what I totally wanted to do this year but it will be good to get away.

Have fun driving downtown.

 

[kathyisgr65]

U know what I hate... petty.. jealous insecure females... especially here.. I just wish we as a society would lift each other up instead of tearing each other apart and trying to destroy them..

 

[thør]

Have fun driving downtown.

Just walk or take the train.

 

[TwinkleStars]

My boys looking good.

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Beautiful babies. I love them

 

[pink]

My daughter's kitty, Thomas, is starting to wear down. She's given him a good life.

He is FIV+ and she kept him even after finding that out. He's been with her about 6 years, she's kept him healthy and happy. We call him Old Man Thomas.

 

[pink]

Thomas' first pic, right after rescue.

 

[Plasmaball]

Have fun driving downtown.

Its fun.. we will do that or hit the red line in

 

[FataMorgana]

Best thing I've seen on the news in a long time, three old nuns break out of their care home and make it back to the abandoned convent they were made to leave three years ago.

Bloody fabulous.

 

[Plasmaball]

The brain is a dangerous place. It can calm you, or make you go crazy.

 

[HarryHill]

Chocolate muffins still warm from the oven, fuck yeah!

 

[butters]

Chocolate muffins still warm from the oven, fuck yeah!

since you'd been jonesin' and dropping all those hints about brownies and stuff... lol

 

[pink]

since you'd been jonesin' and dropping all those hints about brownies and stuff... lol

Now I want brownies.

 

[Plasmaball]

Now I want your brownies.

Fixed for hotness.

 

[TwinkleStars]

butters should be legally required to give us her baked goods.

 

[Plasmaball]

butters should be legally required to give us her baked goods.

Lit law

 

[butters]

Now I want brownies.

well, to be clear, these were a mish-mash.... a 'yellow' cake mix doctored up with bittersweet cocoa powder, and then some choc chips and the remainder of some chopped walnuts/cranberries/dates tossed in for good measure. Quick make and only 15 minutes to bake. yummy

 

[HarryHill]

They are pretty good at room temperature also

 

[TwinkleStars]

I WANT BROWNIES!!!!

 

[Plasmaball]

I WANT BROWNIES!!!!

Lifts up shirt

 

[Lazaran]

Best thing I've seen on the news in a long time, three old nuns break out of their care home and make it back to the abandoned convent they were made to leave three years ago.

Bloody fabulous.

Nuns On The Run!!!

 

[Lazaran]

well, to be clear, these were a mish-mash.... a 'yellow' cake mix doctored up with bittersweet cocoa powder, and then some choc chips and the remainder of some chopped walnuts/cranberries/dates tossed in for good measure. Quick make and only 15 minutes to bake. yummy

Damn creative!!!

You must have really had a hankering for brownies!!!

(Damn, now I have a hankering for brownies…)

 

[pink]

well, to be clear, these were a mish-mash.... a 'yellow' cake mix doctored up with bittersweet cocoa powder, and then some choc chips and the remainder of some chopped walnuts/cranberries/dates tossed in for good measure. Quick make and only 15 minutes to bake. yummy

You just ruined them.

 

[HarryHill]

Nuns On The Run!!!

A Beatles song popped in my ears soon as I read this.

 

[y=mx+b]

Being old and being horny...

I know it's different for everyone and there is a lot of lecherous creepy old men acting upon their idiot impulses.

I've personally have come to find the state of horniness (hornyness? idfk or care right now) to be rather quite annoying. Like... I just wanna sit here and eat my oatmeal in peace. But no I gotta be thinking about how great it would be to bury my face between a woman's legs fighting an ungodly dying want to lick her asshole while my hands are up there fondling her breasts.

The day's are years away but I feel like I'm getting glimpses of what it'll be like when I'm in the nursing home... that frail old man sitting in a wheelchair quietly walk-rolling himself along the wall thinking about pussy while the nurse's aide will be all like... "Let's get you back into your room Mr. y=mx+b. There's apple sauce! Don't tell anyone but I sprinkled a little bit of cinnamon in it for you!"

 

[y=mx+b]

Update because I'm bored.

I'm pleased to announce I'm not horny anymore. I didn't jerkoff or anything. I just kinda waited it out.

In other news my left hamstring is acting up again. In my imaginary world I'd take some cutters and be all like "fuck this thing don't need it anymore" and snip it like one would cut the belt to an inoperable ac compressor on an 83 Mercury Cougar