~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Ratchetman1982]

Went to a porn audition dressed up as a Care Bear, surprisingly to him didn't get the job.

Which was absolute bullshit! I nailed the money shot during the interview!


Submitted a manuscript to DreamWorks Studios about a buddy cop film starring John Cena and a pillow case named Steve

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Which was absolute bullshit! I nailed the money shot during the interview!


Submitted a manuscript to DreamWorks Studios about a buddy cop film starring John Cena and a pillow case named Steve

They must be sleeping on it before getting back to me.

Has an OnlyFans account where he is in a Care Bear costume and goes into a confessional booth and gives advice, is disappointed he has no subscribers.

@kellyt1994 dresses only with hot pink and tie-dye white hunting, doesn't get why no one invites her out.

 

[Sexydrana]

Sir Cornelius is the reason every one loses socks in the dryer. He claims he’s an imp meant to cause chaos in our laundry chores.

 

[Jodaily]

Insists that all her men wear cocksocks, explaining why there’s always one sock missing.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Insists that all her men wear cocksocks, explaining why there’s always one sock missing.

Is just mad that he doesn't own socks because he is a monster and therefore can't join @Sexydrana sock wielding harem.

 

[Jodaily]

Now don’t be hurtful. I do too have socks! They’re just shorties!

Was thrown out of JLo’s male harem for not measuring up.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Stubs his toe on his socks

 

[EctoJohn]

Still prefers candles over electric lights.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Actually afraid of ghosts

 

[PotNoodle79]

Is never there

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Limp, or dry.

 

[Sexydrana]

@UsuallyPresent is actually always time traveling because affecting the butterfly effect amuses him

 

[Justabaldguy70]

@Sexydrana her third toe on her right foot is upside down

 

[Sexydrana]

@Sexydrana her third toe on her right foot is upside down

(And that’s why I charge on feet pics…)
Fun fact, @Justabaldguy70 is actually a bald eagle

 

[Justabaldguy70]

(And that’s why I charge on feet pics…)
Fun fact, @Justabaldguy70 is actually a bald eagle

@Sexydrana doesnt sell feet pics but gives them away for free

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@Sexydrana doesnt sell feet pics but gives them away for free

@Justabaldguy70 tried selling feet pics but rumors that he was sending pics of eagle talons instead chased him out of the market.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

@UsuallyPresent really wishes he lived in Jersey

@Justabaldguy70 tried selling feet pics but rumors that he was sending pics of eagle talons instead chased him out of the market.

 

[Jodaily]

P&G and baldy are in litigation over who owns the badly icon

 

[Justabaldguy70]

P&G and baldy are in litigation over who owns the badly icon

@Jodaily fat fingered the keyboard when entering his name, was supposed to be Toe Daily for his big toe fetish

 

[Jodaily]

Has been in therapy for years trying to come to terms with his foot fetish. He’d been doing so much better until he got involved with a bunch of footloose hooligans.

 

[tommyt125]

Was trespassed from the library for showing up in angry suit and trying to aggressively check out 23 National Geographic’s

 

[Cm_gogo]

Is the inventor of a not so famous sex position specially designed to enable more Cum production

 

[Sexydrana]

When it’s @Cm_gogo time to karaoke he sings to The Gambler by Kenny Rogers… between just us, he’s a mega stan.

 

[tommyt125]

Likes to knit rat sweaters for the NYC subway rat community

 

[SimonSex]

Makes his own hooch in a still at an undisclosed location.