~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sexydrana]

Claims he needs his bean hole tickled with a feather duster to avoid the apocalypse and said we all have to participate

 

[tommyt125]

Instead of going to a beautician, went to a swinger clubs “candle night” to get her pussy waxed

 

[Sexydrana]

Tommy is a beautician who hates when his clients go elsewhere for their waxing needs, he likes to be the only waxer

 

[UsuallyPresent]

She took Mr Miagi's infamous "Wax on, wax off" instruction in ... unfortunate directions

 

[EctoJohn]

@UsuallyPresent used to have a crush on Andy Warhol.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@UsuallyPresent used to have a crush on Andy Warhol.

Before he went ghostie, @EctoJohn was Andy Warhol. Dreamy eyes.....

 

[Jodaily]

Can’t wait for winter to enjoy his favorite activity, dropping his drawers and sliding on the ice. Ordered by his shrink.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Can’t wait for winter to enjoy his favorite activity, dropping his drawers and sliding on the ice. Ordered by his shrink.

Bellyflop!

@Jodaily knows this due to exhaustive surveillance and careful hand-written records. Just don’t ask about the "ink", or the "stylus"

 

[Sexydrana]

@UsuallyPresent Puts tequila in a pumpkin spice latte every morning because “that’s the right start to the day”

 

[Cm_gogo]

She is not at all interested in sex and is on Lit to teach abstinence to all the men

 

[Sexydrana]

She is not at all interested in sex and is on Lit to teach abstinence to all the men

(Which one of the men spilled… … spoiling my fun )
@Cm_gogo brought rocko as a prom date to ire Elmo

 

[Cm_gogo]

She is a mutant with the power to curse any dick.. On her curse the dick stay hard for 24 hrs and only way to get it back to normal is to get a bj from her

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was the real life inspiration for Captain James T. Kirk

 

[EctoJohn]

Loves pistachio pudding to an obscene level.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Beats off to the audiobook Ready Player One read by Wil Wheaton

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Masturbates with accounting standards & practices manuals. The whole tomes. All 1,449 of them.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Calls getting into a girl's pants "VLookup"

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Calls getting into a girl's pants "VLookup"

Only song that plays in his car is "this is the song that never ends" from Lamb Chop's.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Once caught an opposing player's home run ball while at Wrigley Field. When the rabid Cubs fans began chanting "Throw it back! Throw it back!", the ball threw him back into the ocean

 

[kellyt1994]

Calls getting into a girl's pants "VLookup"

When he told me he wanted to get into my pants I didn't realize he wanted to wear them.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Wears kick ass men's camouflage pants with rubber duckies all over them

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Wears kick ass men's camouflage pants with rubber duckies all over them

Thinks his bell bottom tie-dye pants are "camouflage"

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Rented Freddy Got Fingered because he thought it was porn. Enjoyed it anyway

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Rented Freddy Got Fingered because he thought it was porn. Enjoyed it anyway

Went to a porn audition dressed up as a Care Bear, surprisingly to him didn't get the job.

 

[kellyt1994]

Wears kick ass men's camouflage pants with rubber duckies all over them

That shit's hot in Texas.

He can't understand why his online Bible study banned his "Cunning Linguist" account.