What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

I was up at the crack of noon. At the bar by the 1pm kickoff. Took a nap at halftime of the second game. Now in bed too.
I was up at 3am, tried to go out somewhere before 9am and my car decided to hydroplan over a grass median to tell me go home.
I was at the bar around 1pm as well. haha....and no I didn't drink. I was there for the food specials.

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I haven’t had as bad luck then! Maybe I got the only teenagers in the state that know what fresh looks like Hahahha
 
Bathtub hooch?
When I was in college we would buy a bottle of grain alcohol and as much fruit as we could afford. We cut the fruit up on a day or two before our football games and put it in a trash bag and dumped the bottle of grain in with the fruit. It sat in the refrigerator until after the game. Then we would put the trash bag and contents into a trash can and start filling it with water and kool aid crystals. We used a golf club to mix what we called jungle juice. The girls would eat the fruit. Im surprised no one ever got alcohol poisoning.
 
When I was in college we would buy a bottle of grain alcohol and as much fruit as we could afford. We cut the fruit up on a day or two before our football games and put it in a trash bag and dumped the bottle of grain in with the fruit. It sat in the refrigerator until after the game. Then we would put the trash bag and contents into a trash can and start filling it with water and kool aid crystals. We used a golf club to mix what we called jungle juice. The girls would eat the fruit. Im surprised no one ever got alcohol poisoning.
Been there and done that. We used to have everyone bring a bottle or a watermelon. It all went in a big cooler and we added lemonade mix.

Jungle juice. We all should have died in fields.
 
Been there and done that. We used to have everyone bring a bottle or a watermelon. It all went in a big cooler and we added lemonade mix.

Jungle juice. We all should have died in fields.
I was watching everyone drink Truly and Nutrl this weekend. This younger generation is not the same. I’ll take a kegger in the field with a bon fire any day.
 
When I was in college we would buy a bottle of grain alcohol and as much fruit as we could afford. We cut the fruit up on a day or two before our football games and put it in a trash bag and dumped the bottle of grain in with the fruit. It sat in the refrigerator until after the game. Then we would put the trash bag and contents into a trash can and start filling it with water and kool aid crystals. We used a golf club to mix what we called jungle juice. The girls would eat the fruit. Im surprised no one ever got alcohol poisoning.
Ah the memories.
 
Been there and done that. We used to have everyone bring a bottle or a watermelon. It all went in a big cooler and we added lemonade mix.

Jungle juice. We all should have died in fields.
How didn’t we?!?! The amount of borderline gasoline alcohol that we would dump in those coolers/rubbermaid bins was astounding. There are at least half a dozen times that I probably shouldn’t have woken up after a field/fire party…and don’t get me started on the completely unsupervised fires in the woods lol current me would flip my shit 🤣🤣🤣
 
How didn’t we?!?! The amount of borderline gasoline alcohol that we would dump in those coolers/rubbermaid bins was astounding. There are at least half a dozen times that I probably shouldn’t have woken up after a field/fire party…and don’t get me started on the completely unsupervised fires in the woods lol current me would flip my shit 🤣🤣🤣
Amen.

I’m glad my kids are adults lol
 
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