Anyone from the UK?

Swiped open and the alert text disappeared. Tried to find it in notifications, but nothing.

So - could have been tsunami, terrorist attack, WW3, or risk of sun burn
Mine stayed there, for longer than my ears were happy with.
 
Tell her 'only if she licks the stirrer'
That reminds me of that Peter Kay joke.

Bloke owns a butchers. One day he says to Peter, "I had to sack one of our butchers"
"Oh, why?" says Peter.
"Kept putting his dick in the bacon slicer"
"Oh my god! That's terrible. What happened to the bacon slicer?"
"Sacked her an all"
 
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