Anyone from the UK?

[nakedginger]

Off out, it's warmed up a bit and nobody is around. Maybe get caught in a shower.

 

[deft]

Off out, it's warmed up a bit and nobody is around. Maybe get caught in a shower.

Hope you don't get too nippy!

 

[Foxed]

I wish I could come!

I honestly believe this is one time when it’s different for a girl

 

[deft]

I honestly believe this is one time when it’s different for a girl

Certainly easier to conceal the deed.

 

[Foxed]

Certainly easier to conceal the deed.

Certainly easier to conceal the deed.

Probably not a conversation over biscuits, but yes indeed. I’ve always liked to start my holiday with a bang!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Time to choose my travel outfit. I like loose for when the cabin lights dim

I love those expensive looking loungewear sets made of super soft and stretchy material that does not crease and can be layered. Puuuuurfect.

Safe travels!!

 

[PotNoodle79]

OK, that scared the shite out of me. I knew it was coming but forgot all about it.

 

[Foxed]

OK, that scared the shite out of me. I knew it was coming but forgot all about it.

Swiped open and the alert text disappeared. Tried to find it in notifications, but nothing.

So - could have been tsunami, terrorist attack, WW3, or risk of sun burn

 

[Foxed]

I love those expensive looking loungewear sets made of super soft and stretchy material that does not crease and can be layered. Puuuuurfect.

Safe travels!!

Pleated linen slacks are my go to

 

[PotNoodle79]

Swiped open and the alert text disappeared. Tried to find it in notifications, but nothing.

So - could have been tsunami, terrorist attack, WW3, or risk of sun burn

Mine stayed there, for longer than my ears were happy with.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Pleated linen slacks are my go to

Nice! I love linen too but hate the creases.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Afternoon all

 

[Ironfan]

Swiped open and the alert text disappeared. Tried to find it in notifications, but nothing.

So - could have been tsunami, terrorist attack, WW3, or risk of sun burn

Woke me from my nap, bloody govt, can't even let us nap in peace

 

[Foxed]

Woke me from my nap, bloody govt, can't even let us nap in peace

They are talking about taxing naps in the autumn statement

 

[Ironfan]

They are talking about taxing naps in the autumn statement

Wouldn't be shocked have been enjoying my loose shorts for a bit though

 

[deft]

They are talking about taxing naps in the autumn statement

They've come for our wanks, so naps must be next

 

[Foxed]

They've come for our wanks, so naps must be next

They haven’t made it easy

 

[deft]

They haven’t made it easy

Thank goodness for Lit!

 

[Foxed]

Thank goodness for Lit!

I’m self reliant

 

[deft]

I’m self reliant

And an inspiration!

 

[Ironfan]

I’m self reliant

I'm a mix, can be self reliant but inspiration is always nice

 

[hugh_jarce69]

They've come for our wanks, so naps must be next

40 wanks?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

That moment when you're dreaming up a new story involving food sex. Then your missus calls you to the kitchen to help stir her bread pudding mixture

 

[Ironfan]

That moment when you're dreaming up a new story involving food sex. Then your missus calls you to the kitchen to help stir her bread pudding mixture

Tell her 'only if she licks the stirrer'

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Tell her 'only if she licks the stirrer'

That reminds me of that Peter Kay joke.

Bloke owns a butchers. One day he says to Peter, "I had to sack one of our butchers"
"Oh, why?" says Peter.
"Kept putting his dick in the bacon slicer"
"Oh my god! That's terrible. What happened to the bacon slicer?"
"Sacked her an all"