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The Art of Getting Lit Laid

WhispersandWants said:
Hi all,

Sorry I am new here, hope it is OK to just leap in and make some suggestions....
Dirty Secret – Dark, sweet, and leaves a stain you can’t quite wash out.
Tongue Twister – Starts smooth, then ties you up in knots.
Afternoon Delight – Light, fizzy, and way too easy to go back for seconds.
Screaming Orgasm – Loud, messy, and everyone nearby will know what you’re having.
Naughty by Nature – A little wild, a little sweet, but guaranteed to leave marks.
Tie Me Up Tonic – Bitter bite, teasing fizz, finishes with a slow burn.
French Kiss – All lips and linger, tastes better the longer you hold it.
Whipped & Tipped – Creamy top, strong base, always ends with a grin.
Walk of Shame – Strong enough to forget, wicked enough to regret.
Face Sit Fizz – Leaves you breathless, dripping, and begging for more bubbles.
Ass to Mouth – Goes down dirty, comes back unexpected. Not for the faint of heart.
Cream Pie Chaser – Sticky, sweet, and guaranteed to leave a mess.
Deep Throat Drop – Long, hard swallow… try not to gag.
Spit or Swallow – Either way, you’re getting it all.
Anal on Ice – Cold at first, but the burn creeps in fast.
DP Double Shot – Two at once, hard to handle, unforgettable if you can.
Dirty Sanchez – Wrong in all the right ways. You’ll hate yourself, then order another.
Pussy Drip – Wet, slick, and sweet on your lips.
Cock-Slap Sour – Stings a little, then makes your mouth water.
Butt Plug Bomb – Tight fit in the glass, explodes once it’s in.
Grind & Guzzle – Rough, messy, and leaves you sore in the best way.
Throatfuck Tequila – Slammed in hard, no breathing, just gagging heat down your throat.
Cum Dumpster Colada – Thick, creamy, and guaranteed to leave you dripping white.
Buttfuck Bourbon – Burns going in, leaves you loose and sloppy after.
Gangbang Grenade – Five shots at once, sprayed everywhere. Good luck cleaning up.
Rimjob Rum – Licked clean around the edges before you swallow it down.
Piss Play Punch – Golden, warm, and dirty as hell. Only for the truly thirsty.
Fisting Fizz – Starts with a stretch, ends with a pop that shakes the table.
Squirt Shooter – Messy, wet, and leaves the counter soaked.
Cumshot Espresso – Hot, thick, sticky, shoots straight in your mouth.
Choke & Stroke – Goes down while a hand squeezes your throat tight.
Ass Blast Bomb – Plug it, pound it, then let it explode inside you.
Bukakke Breeze – Frosty, cold, and finishes with a creamy rain shower.
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Wet Pussy is now officially added to our drinks menu
Credit to @Greylag for this newest addition
 
Greylag said:
I think it would suit an English Gentleman down to the ground or indeed any other environment in which he is expected to operate
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Splendid! Then consider it official - our Chief Compliance and Seduction Officer has arrived. Your English Gentleman poise shall keep our pleasures polished and our policies… deliciously intact. Welcome aboard, Sir - the bar is open, the mischief is flowing, and the complaints box is already trembling in anticipation!
 
What a very pleasant way to start in the new post.

May I say to all members that I am approachable at any time and in anyway. I will exercise the utmost discretion in fulfilling my job description. But please do not mistake my calm English demeanour for lack of passion. I will investigate all matters thoroughly vigorously and impartially.
 
Carmina24 said:
Hey guys, help me develop our drinks menu please....I need more ideas...

Getting Lit Laid – Shots List

Body Shot - Served only off someone else. Salt where you dare, lime where you please.

Blow Job - Hands-free. (Note: Carmina24 is NOT the bartender)

Kamikaze Kiss - Hits hard, disappears fast, leaves you dizzy wanting more.

Slippery Nipple - Sweet, creamy, and dangerously addictive.

Orgasm Bomb - Dropped in fast, explodes slow. Handle with care.

One-Night Stand - Over before you know it… but unforgettable in the morning.

The Quickie - No chaser, no mercy, straight to the point.

Cum in a Coconut - Exotic, creamy, and makes you giggle when you order it out loud.
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I like to help making "CIAC"
Im not going to drink it hehe
 
Carmina24 said:
Oh my...we usually just sign a job offer, but I guess this is more binding
Btw you also have to kiss the hand of our CEO @Hornymwtxn
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Well when that hand is offered it too will be kissed. Yes …. That might be your protocol but how can one be Seduction Officer and merely sign a piece of paper. Looking at @Carmina24 with my Scorpio Blue, English eyes locked on hers still holding her hand lightly but firmly
 
Greylag said:
Well when that hand is offered it too will be kissed. Yes …. That might be your protocol but how can one be Seduction Officer and merely sign a piece of paper. Looking at @Carmina24 with my Scorpio Blue, English eyes locked on hers still holding her hand lightly but firmly
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Oh my...I see you are indeed perfect for your Seduction role
 
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