The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[Carmina24]

Yeah, well I can test the product and leave the results in a cup and they can make the juice,
I can do both jobs at the same time,
Don't you think you should double my pay ?

No

 

[Greylag]

Nice to meet you Greylag!

A proper formal British gentleman you are!

Glad to have you aboard!

Why Thank you but please …. I am “Grey” ….to my friends

 

[Carmina24]

Why Thank you but please …. I am “Grey” ….to my friends

Any relation to Christian Grey?

 

[Greylag]

Any relation to Christian Grey?

Sadly not

 

[Carmina24]

Sadly not

We like you better

 

[Greylag]

We like you better

Well thank you lovely lady how kind of you to say so.

 

[write_or_wrong]

Just call me when there is an order!

Since I volunteered to help with testing, here's my order for a Wet Pussy. I'll let you know what I think of it, but for full disclosure, I am predisposed to become highly addicted to it.

 

[Carmina24]

Since I volunteered to help with testing, here's my order for a Wet Pussy. I'll let you know what I think of it, but for full disclosure, I am predisposed to become highly addicted to it.

@cole4258 or @Noone45 can give you the best Wet Pussy

 

[Greylag]

Noting the names and adding them to my approved supplier list knowing I need not worry about their satisfaction ratings

 

[cole4258]

@cole4258 or @Noone45 can give you the best Wet Pussy

I was really hoping I might get some of that wet pussy action

 

[Carmina24]

I was really hoping I might get some of that wet pussy action

You and @Noone45 can make one for each other

 

[Carmina24]

Happy Monday, everyone.
Hope you all have a lovely week ahead!

 

[WhispersandWants]

Happy Monday, everyone.
Hope you all have a lovely week ahead!

and the same to you

 

[jacfox]

As Production Manager I must apologise for my absence at the weekend. I had to attend a conference on 'The Dangers of Over-achievement'. My paper was titled: 'How to Pace Delivery In Order To Attain Maximum Satisfaction Ratings*
Exhausting but exhilarating

 

[Carmina24]

As Production Manager I must apologise for my absence at the weekend. I had to attend a conference on 'The Dangers of Over-achievement'. My paper was titled: 'How to Pace Delivery In Order To Attain Maximum Satisfaction Ratings*
Exhausting but exhilarating

No need to apologise...seems like a weekend well spent!

 

[jacfox]

Spent...

 

[Carmina24]

Spent...

I guess I need to be careful about my words here...or maybe not
Lol

 

[Carmina24]

Good morning, lovelies!

I just wanted to say how much this little corner of Lit means to me. Whenever I’m weary, you light up my face with a smile. Whenever I’m running low, you give me that extra boost I didn’t even know I needed.

Your mischief absolutely cracks me up - the kind of laughter that lingers and makes the day feel lighter. And let me tell you, your wit and intellect do not go unnoticed. Every clever word, every spark of humor, every thoughtful line… it all adds up to something really special.

This group may be small, but you sustain me through long hours at work, and your presence stays with me until I finally lay my head on the pillow at night. Thank you for being the light, the laugh, and the lift. You mean so much to me.

 

[jacfox]

Small? Well, we might be few, but I doubt many of us are small... especially with you brightening up our day too

 

[Carmina24]

Small? Well, we might be few, but I doubt many of us are small... especially with you brightening up our day too

Oh, excuse me...I am sure most, if not all of you, are majestic...magnificent!

 

[jacfox]

In your presence, certainly. Production levels reach ever greater heights

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Good morning, lovelies!

I just wanted to say how much this little corner of Lit means to me. Whenever I’m weary, you light up my face with a smile. Whenever I’m running low, you give me that extra boost I didn’t even know I needed.

Your mischief absolutely cracks me up - the kind of laughter that lingers and makes the day feel lighter. And let me tell you, your wit and intellect do not go unnoticed. Every clever word, every spark of humor, every thoughtful line… it all adds up to something really special.

This group may be small, but you sustain me through long hours at work, and your presence stays with me until I finally lay my head on the pillow at night. Thank you for being the light, the laugh, and the lift. You mean so much to me.

Laughing
Small

This isn't a SPH thread is it?

I am very glad you are here and getting enjoyment

 

[Carmina24]

Laughing
Small

This isn't a SPH thread is it?

I am very glad you are here and getting enjoyment

Omg...I was just greeting you guys good morning! Lol
Okay to be specific, by "small group" I am pertaining to number, not size!
I am sure all of you are huge! Lol

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Omg...I was just greeting you guys good morning! Lol
Okay to be specific, by "small group" I am pertaining to number, not size!
I am sure all of you are huge! Lol

My ego is large and likes stroking as well

 

[Carmina24]

My ego is large and likes stroking as well

Do we need to hire a Head of Stroking? Lol