The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[Noone45]

I want to squeeze, yeah squeezes
Finally something fun and spicy!
Who are we squeezing again

 

[Carmina24]

I want to squeeze, yeah squeezes
Finally something fun and spicy!
Who are we squeezing again

@stevesthename

 

[Carmina24]

Hey guys, help me develop our drinks menu please....I need more ideas...

Getting Lit Laid – Shots List

Body Shot - Served only off someone else. Salt where you dare, lime where you please.

Blow Job - Hands-free. (Note: Carmina24 is NOT the bartender)

Kamikaze Kiss - Hits hard, disappears fast, leaves you dizzy wanting more.

Slippery Nipple - Sweet, creamy, and dangerously addictive.

Orgasm Bomb - Dropped in fast, explodes slow. Handle with care.

One-Night Stand - Over before you know it… but unforgettable in the morning.

The Quickie - No chaser, no mercy, straight to the point.

Cum in a Coconut - Exotic, creamy, and makes you giggle when you order it out loud.

 

[cole4258]

I need to learn this art

 

[Carmina24]

I need to learn this art

@cole4258 Best way to learn is by doing it. Care to be our bartender?

 

[cole4258]

@cole4258 Best way to learn is by doing it. Care to be our bartender?

Sure as long as the tips are good

 

[Noone45]

@stevesthename

no
Nooooooooooo
No no no no no.
Nooooooooooo

I have to check on the new sex dolls progression
https://media.tenor.com/7sQz4YPxlUYAAAA1/chicken-chicken-bro.webp

 

[Carmina24]

Sure as long as the tips are good

Oh, these guys are very generous *winks*

 

[Carmina24]

no
Nooooooooooo
No no no no no.
Nooooooooooo

I have to check on the new sex dolls progression
https://media.tenor.com/7sQz4YPxlUYAAAA1/chicken-chicken-bro.webp

That's a lot of No's....lol
What do you have against @stevesthename ? He's a lovely guy!

 

[cole4258]

Oh, these guys are very generous *winks*

Hopefully the ladies tip as well

 

[Noone45]

He

That's a lot of No's....lol
What do you have against @stevesthename ? He's a lovely guy!

He's a guy and I'm a guy
I don't want to squeeze a guy
No guy wants that
@stevesthename
I'm don't have anything against you my bro!

 

[cole4258]

Oh, these guys are very generous *winks*

Hopefully the ladies tip as well

 

[Carmina24]

Hopefully the ladies tip as well

Most definitely!

 

[cole4258]

Tequila shots for the ladies. Hope this works

 

[Carmina24]

He

He's a guy and I'm a guy
I don't want to squeeze a guy
No guy wants that
@stevesthename
I'm don't have anything against you my bro!

Uhm....I beg to disagree with your statement "no guy wants that" lol

 

[Carmina24]

Tequila shots for the ladies. Hope this works

Oohhh Gimme!
Thank you
*Gives you a handsome tip and a wink*

 

[Noone45]

Oohhh Gimme!
Thank you
*Gives you a handsome tip and a wink*

Handshakes and winks for him and dungeon for us not fair

 

[Carmina24]

Handshakes and winks for him and dungeon for us not fair

Dungeon for you only
Because you misbehaved (not the Lit kind)
You asked our CEO who he was lol

 

[Noone45]

Dungeon for you only

Sooo scary
Why me?

Because you misbehaved (not the Lit kind)
You asked our CEO who he was lol

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5sd03P6zIs8AAAAC/meme.gif



I was soo busy in work
I forgot who our CEO is


You look gorgeous today ma'am

 

[Carmina24]

Sooo scary
Why me?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5sd03P6zIs8AAAAC/meme.gif



I was soo busy in work
I forgot who our CEO is


You look gorgeous today ma'am

ok you are forgiven lol

 

[Noone45]

ok you are forgiven lol

Thank you,
No more dungeons, right?

 

[Carmina24]

Thank you,
No more dungeons, right?

As of this second, no dungeon

 

[Noone45]

As of this second, no dungeon

https://media1.tenor.com/m/RSpPIC7U9jIAAAAd/baby-scream.gif

 

[stevesthename]

Just to be clear - absolutely up (so to speak) for being squeezed.

 

[stevesthename]

Form an orderly queue please