For unusually busy days, we could drill a couple of glory holes in the side of the popemobile and the volunteers could service the brethren from the air conditioned comfort of the inside. We put a handrail on the outside of the popemobile, and pantless parishioners could slide up to the side of the popemobile on their electric scooters or whatever while we slowly drive through their neighborhoods, grab the handrail, and get serviced. For safety reasons, I wouldn’t try that if the popemobile was going over 60 mph. We only go that fast when being chased by the police anyways.A second Pope mobile would be quite the luxury for our church in its efforts to serve the community and spread the good word.
I would be happy to help raise funds for this noble venture.