~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Was asked to leave the farmers market for making rude gestures with the zucchini’s and cucumbers.

Disappointed for his farmer's market OF account, as his 3 followers were really hoping to see what those plants can do

 

[alexgriffin74]

Was asked to leave the farmers market for making rude gestures with the zucchini’s and cucumbers.

Once got out of a speeding ticket by seductively eating a zucchini. The responding officer was subsequently reassigned to security of the neighborhood supermarket's produce section.

 

[Jodaily]

Once got out of a speeding ticket by seductively eating a zucchini. The responding officer was subsequently reassigned to security of the neighborhood supermarket's produce section.

Lmao. There’s no truth in this!

Got a job in the local retirement community as a hall monitor.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Once got out of a speeding ticket by seductively eating a zucchini. The responding officer was subsequently reassigned to security of the neighborhood supermarket's produce section.

Guards the neighborhood supermarket produce section

 

[Chloe_Harper]

There’s no truth in this!

Today was the day he realized what thread he was in...

Guards the neighborhood supermarket produce section

Sets up a table with a mic and quietly describes what's happening for the "folks at home" in the produce section

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Today was the day he realized what thread he was in...

Sets up a table with a mic and quietly describes what's happening for the "folks at home" in the produce section

Is the main sponsor for my OnlyYams page

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is the main sponsor for my OnlyYams page

Is in the middle of shooting The Silence Of The Yams.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is in the middle of shooting The Silence Of The Yams.

Starred as Dart Tater in his high schools production of Spud Wars

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Absolutely fucking clueless about how to use his tool.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Absolutely fucking clueless about how to use his tool.

Gives instructional tips on how to use your tool.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Starred as Dart Tater in his high schools production of Spud Wars

Only started his OnlyYams page to get Taylor Spud a plane ticket and a 3 spudarot ring.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Only started his OnlyYams page to get Taylor Spud a plane ticket and a 3 spudarot ring.

Took a nice lady to a restaurant last night. Ordered onion rings and wine. The waiter asked "Red or White?". Answered with "The chef can choose whichever color onion he wants"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Only started his OnlyYams page to get Taylor Spud a plane ticket and a 3 spudarot ring.

Main goal of his bucket list is Running with the Spuds... it's really more like rolling

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Took a nice lady to a restaurant last night. Ordered onion rings and wine. The waiter asked "Red or White?". Answered with "The chef can choose whichever color onion he wants"

Tried stealing her away from me while I was arguing with the waiter on if he meant the onion rings or wine.

Main goal of his bucket list is Running with the Spuds... it's really more like rolling

Tried putting icing on my rolling burns!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Tried stealing her away from me while I was arguing with the waiter on if he meant the onion rings or wine.

Tried putting icing on my rolling burns!

Shouts the name of different martial arts whenever he stubs his toes instead of cursing

 

[Jodaily]

Knows all about stubbing his toes. Does it so often that he’s started wearing muffins on his toes. Likes the feeling of the icing.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Knows all about stubbing his toes. Does it so often that he’s started wearing muffins on his toes. Likes the feeling of the icing.

Has a foot fetish. Just not the normal kind. Lucky rabbit's feet gets them going.

 

[EctoJohn]

Keeps a photo of Skeletor from He-Man in his wallet for motivational purposes.

 

[alexgriffin74]

Keeps a photo of Skeletor from He-Man in his wallet for motivational purposes.

As a teenager, had a recurring wet dream involving Slimer from The Real Ghostbusters.

 

[SimonSex]

His great aunt was Karen Carpenter.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was the sandwich artist at Subway for Mama Cass

 

[EctoJohn]

Actually lives in a secret 51st state.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Created all the ectoplasmic special effects in the Original Ghostbusters.

 

[alexgriffin74]

Created all the ectoplasmic special effects in the Original Ghostbusters.

Would not say they are a God when asked if they were a god.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Asked for his salary to be paid out in mozzarella sticks