The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[jacfox]

As PM I'm proposing rigorous production targets... output must be of the highest quality and volume.

 

[jacfox]

You're right...I got goosebumps listening to this...it is so beautiful!

Goosebumps come as a freebie with every Climax Unlimited product

 

[mustang_driver]

As PM I'm proposing rigorous production targets... output must be of the highest quality and volume.

As COO, I can guarantee this will happen. We have many performance targets to hit and I will be working diligently to stay on top of her...I mean them.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Friend:- how was your new job ?
Me :- it's soo good, it keeps me hard and I enjoy it
Friend:- wait , dude , how can you enjoy a hard day
Me :- that's not what I meant, it's , it's .....

*How can I explain my work to him*

You are at a constant state of arousal while at work and ready to spring forth, and fith, at any moment

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I can be a minor stockholder
I can help you test the product
But? I certainly can’t be CEO

I appreciate the thought though

Get Martha Stewart? Nooo
Oprah!!

I can see it now.
You get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm

 

[Pad_Foot]

I can see it now.
You get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm
And you get an orgasm

Not from the tester!!
Good for one shot
They will need hundreds of subjects to test the efficiency of their product

 

[masterslave00]

I can offer my extensive experience in software development, testing and security hardening. You definitely don't want hackers taking over control of such important devices

Would accept the role of CIO, but I am extremely expensive...

 

[Carmina24]

I can offer my extensive experience in software development, testing and security hardening. You definitely don't want hackers taking over control of such important devices

Would accept the role of CIO, but I am extremely expensive...

But our products are expensive too, and we will be paying you products instead of salary. We definitely need a CIO... Please join us @masterslave00 !

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

But our products are expensive too, and we will be paying you products instead of salary. We definitely need a CIO... Please join us @masterslave00 !

I’m cool if you recruit a CIO, but I’m not ok moving down the org chart under them. If I can’t report directly to our company founder, answering to every deviant or inappropriate demand you expect, then I’ll take my R&D skill to Adam & Eve. I joined this enterprise for a reason, boss.

 

[Carmina24]

I’m cool if you recruit a CIO, but I’m not ok moving down the org chart under them. If I can’t report directly to our company founder, answering to every deviant or inappropriate demand you expect, then I’ll take my R&D skill to Adam & Eve. I joined this enterprise for a reason, boss.

Oh no, you both directly report to CEO and me! You're not moving down at all. Don't join Adam and Eve!

 

[jacfox]

I’m cool if you recruit a CIO, but I’m not ok moving down the org chart under them. If I can’t report directly to our company founder, answering to every deviant or inappropriate demand you expect, then I’ll take my R&D skill to Adam & Eve. I joined this enterprise for a reason, boss.

I fully expect to report directly to the founder to demonstrate the achievement of production values and reassure her of the fullest possible output

 

[Carmina24]

I fully expect to report directly to the founder to demonstrate the achievement of production values and reassure her of the fullest possible output

Most definitely.
As CEO, @Hornymwtxn will hold you accountable as to your KPIs.
But you and I will have our own discussion...and you are welcome to demonstrate *winks*

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I’m cool if you recruit a CIO, but I’m not ok moving down the org chart under them. If I can’t report directly to our company founder, answering to every deviant or inappropriate demand you expect, then I’ll take my R&D skill to Adam & Eve. I joined this enterprise for a reason, boss.

Joining a MF would be fun I am sure
＼(^_^)／

 

[jacfox]

Most definitely.
As CEO, @Hornymwtxn will hold you accountable as to your KPIs.
But you and I will have our own discussion...and you are welcome to demonstrate *winks*

*Flushes as she winks* I guarantee complete devotion to your satisfaction with my performance *smirks*

 

[subdudeme13]

I have years of experience engineering designing and testing personal care products along with manufacturing. Is there a position for me?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I have years of experience engineering designing and testing personal care products along with manufacturing. Is there a position for me?

Of course there is!
@Carmina24 is expert in finding openings for placement

 

[Carmina24]

Of course there is!
@Carmina24 is expert in finding openings for placement

Finding openings...lol

 

[Carmina24]

I have years of experience engineering designing and testing personal care products along with manufacturing. Is there a position for me?

Yes! You are a perfect fit for our Chief Technical Officer (CTO) of Pleasure Engineering! Congratulations!

 

[Carmina24]

*Flushes as she winks* I guarantee complete devotion to your satisfaction with my performance *smirks*

Oh my...that's great, because we will have regular performance evaluations... *Winks*

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Hey boss, with your growing staff, you’ll also need to find a head of HR. Someone who understands what it means to spend quality time with the team. Plus all these candidates will need to be vetted, give them background checks, physical exams and generally haze them before joining our world class team.

 

[Carmina24]

Hey boss, with your growing staff, you’ll also need to find a head of HR. Someone who understands what it means to spend quality time with the team. Plus all these candidates will need to be vetted, give them background checks, physical exams and generally haze them before joining our world class team.

Growing staff ....lol

 

[Carmina24]

@bestkeptsecret678

Let me introduce our newly appointed Chief People Officer - me!

By day, Chief People Officer
By night, Chief Discipline Officer

By day, my weapon is the Shield of Morale. By night, the Whip of Obedience.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

@bestkeptsecret678

Let me introduce our newly appointed Chief People Officer - me!

By day, Chief People Officer
By night, Chief Discipline Officer

By day, my weapon is the Shield of Morale. By night, the Whip of Obedience.

So you want good employees by day and naughty trainees by night

 

[Carmina24]

So you want good employees by day and naughty trainees by night

Correct. And the shift change is my favorite part of the job.

 

[Artfan2]

Oh no, you both directly report to CEO and me! You're not moving down at all. Don't join Adam and Eve!

Sometimes moving down can be a good thing ...for everyone involved.