What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

Wasn't that part of her  packaging trousseau when Doll-E arrived?

She must have so many patches on her by now, she looks like a crash test dummy

 

[Tallulah82]

You’re my car salesperson?!?!

You're the wanker who brought that car back, claiming *I* promised you it was a pussy wagon, but even with all that chrome, you STILL couldn't get laid? Dude. I never said the car was magic.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

You're the wanker who brought that car back, claiming *I* promised you it was a pussy wagon, but even with all that chrome, you STILL couldn't get laid? Dude. I never said the car was magic.

Quick! Someone pass the popcorn!

 

[LupineOne]

What the wise wolf says.

You seem awfully excited. Hmmm.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She must have so many patches on her by now, she looks like a crash test dummy

I forget....which one has the cavernous cunt?

 

[LupineOne]

You're the wanker who brought that car back, claiming *I* promised you it was a pussy wagon, but even with all that chrome, you STILL couldn't get laid? Dude. I never said the car was magic.

His luck, the fucker (fuckette?) would’ve had “Christine” scrolled into the chrome somewhere

 

[Tallulah82]

You seem awfully excited. Hmmm.

It's not me who's overexcited and looking for a salty receptacle.... ahem...

Quick! Someone pass the popcorn!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're the wanker who brought that car back, claiming *I* promised you it was a pussy wagon, but even with all that chrome, you STILL couldn't get laid? Dude. I never said the car was magic.

Yes you did! You said it! But you didn’t tell me that in the small print the contract stated that “Magic” was in the Scotch protection that I (and everyone!) declined! Those damn Scotch people stole all my pussy!

 

[Tallulah82]

Yes you did! You said it! But you didn’t tell me that in the small print the contract stated that “Magic” was in the Scotch protection that I (and everyone!) declined! Those damn Scotch people stole all my pussy!

Not my fault if you prefer bare-backing without protection and all the ladies said no.

Maybe try to have a bit more of a conversation and build a connection first and then they'll be more open to ideas.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not my fault if you prefer bare-backing without protection and all the ladies said no.

Maybe try to have a bit more of a conversation and build a connection first and then they'll be more open to ideas.

You said they liked it that way! What do I know about ladies?!?! I trusted you.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Yes you did! You said it! But you didn’t tell me that in the small print the contract stated that “Magic” was in the Scotch protection that I (and everyone!) declined! Those damn Scotch people stole all my pussy!

And any that is left over are taken by the rust prevention guys

 

[Tallulah82]

You said they liked it that way! What do I know about ladies?!?! I trusted you.

Sucker.

 

[LupineOne]

Sucker.

Evil, you are

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sucker.

Who’s been talking?!?!

Oh…wait…nvm

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And any that is left over are taken by the rust prevention guys

Rat Bastards.

 

[MrMakersMark]

It’s not profitable

I've always thought that too.
But my conspiracy brain is at work cooking up a reason even more sinister.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I've always thought that too.
But my conspiracy brain is at work cooking up a reason even more sinister.

Is there anything more sinister than letting people suffer and die because you make more money that way?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Is there anything more sinister than letting people suffer and die because you make more money that way?

Mhm.
I am afraid so.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

It’s not profitable

I thought the same thing last night.

 

[MrMakersMark]

New thought:
Since we'll all have brain chips some day,
If I am still around I want the fancy one with dream options.
So if your dream is so fucked up that it wakes you up, you have an option to shuffle that one back to the bottom and get a fresh one.

I hate having a shit dream.....waking up, then falling back to sleep and the fucking Sandman let's you pick up right where you left off in the horror shit-show.

Uhm..excuse me?
Can I at least get a dream tug on my Jimmy if I manage to outrun this giant spider with the face and arms of gorilla?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

New thought:
Since we'll all have brain chips some day,
If I am still around I want the fancy one with dream options.
So if your dream is so fucked up that it wakes you up, you have an option to shuffle that one back to the bottom and get a fresh one.

I hate having a shit dream.....waking up, then falling back to sleep and the fucking Sandman let's you pick up right where you left off in the horror shit-show.

Uhm..excuse me?
Can I at least get a dream tug on my Jimmy if I manage to outrun this giant spider with the face and arms of gorilla?

I practice lucid dreaming so I don't do that unless I want to.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I forget....which one has the cavernous cunt?

If you don’t remember then you haven’t been there

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If you don’t remember then you haven’t been there

Story of my life

 

[MissSNG]

New thought:
Since we'll all have brain chips some day,
If I am still around I want the fancy one with dream options.
So if your dream is so fucked up that it wakes you up, you have an option to shuffle that one back to the bottom and get a fresh one.

I hate having a shit dream.....waking up, then falling back to sleep and the fucking Sandman let's you pick up right where you left off in the horror shit-show.

Uhm..excuse me?
Can I at least get a dream tug on my Jimmy if I manage to outrun this giant spider with the face and arms of gorilla?

Yessss!!’

I’m so envious of people who say they can have some kind of control over their dreams… like if they’re thinking about something specific before bed they dream about it.

Mine are so random/weird/downright bizarre or bad. I think 0.1% of my dreams are sexy and even then it’s never to completion so unfair

 

[Wand3rlust]

I had a sex dream last night. It was fun.