awired50
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I'd never leaveListen, I’m just sayin, I have a “bush” you can spend two weeks in![]()
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I'd never leaveListen, I’m just sayin, I have a “bush” you can spend two weeks in![]()
You know I’d take you up on that in a heartbeat…and there’d be nobody around to bother us.Listen, I’m just sayin, I have a “bush” you can spend two weeks in![]()
Are we going to need popcorn or bandages for this?Damn it, Tal. Stop joking with those who don't know you well enough. Too late now, let's wait to see the fallout...
Yes?Are we going to need popcorn or bandages for this?
Are we going to need popcorn or bandages for this?
What the wise wolf says.Yes?
Are you accepting visitation?Listen, I’m just sayin, I have a “bush” you can spend two weeks in![]()
We know you ALWAYS keep your promises.Damn it, Tal. Stop joking with those who don't know you well enough. Too late now, let's wait to see the fallout...
Whoah there, missy. I NEVER promise anything to anyone.We know you ALWAYS keep your promises.![]()
*slobber kisses you like an excited puppy*Whoah there, missy. I NEVER promise anything to anyone.
I erm, just have a way of erm, saying shit that sounds like a promise.
Shuddup.
Fingers crossed that she has been out and bought a repair kit. When he gets back, he is going to fuck her so hard she might get a punctureI'll never be convinced he has a wife and the world outside of Lit is so wonderful. Not even when he posts pretending to be her leaving him a message.![]()
Wasn't that part of herFingers crossed that she has been out and bought a repair kit. When he gets back, he is going to fuck her so hard she might get a puncture
Could this possibly be a theme song?Wasn't that part of herpackagingtrousseau when Doll-E arrived?
Both... You know. Just in case you get butter burns.Are we going to need popcorn or bandages for this?
You’re my car salesperson?!?!Whoah there, missy. I NEVER promise anything to anyone.
I erm, just have a way of erm, saying shit that sounds like a promise.
Shuddup.
She must have so many patches on her by now, she looks like a crash test dummyWasn't that part of herpackagingtrousseau when Doll-E arrived?
You're the wanker who brought that car back, claiming *I* promised you it was a pussy wagon, but even with all that chrome, you STILL couldn't get laid? Dude. I never said the car was magic.You’re my car salesperson?!?!
Quick! Someone pass the popcorn!You're the wanker who brought that car back, claiming *I* promised you it was a pussy wagon, but even with all that chrome, you STILL couldn't get laid? Dude. I never said the car was magic.
You seem awfully excited. Hmmm.What the wise wolf says.![]()
I forget....which one has the cavernous cunt?She must have so many patches on her by now, she looks like a crash test dummy
His luck, the fucker (fuckette?) would’ve had “Christine” scrolled into the chrome somewhereYou're the wanker who brought that car back, claiming *I* promised you it was a pussy wagon, but even with all that chrome, you STILL couldn't get laid? Dude. I never said the car was magic.
You seem awfully excited. Hmmm.![]()
Quick! Someone pass the popcorn!