Aussie Aussie Aussie....?

[jarigi]

Though off topic because it is American. If you haven’t encountered Dirty Blues before then you will probably be quite surprised.

It it a sub genre of Blues originating before WW2 and some popular songs would probably still be banned from radio.

Probably the most notable example is “Shave ‘Em Dry”. This song was first released in 1924 though the recording you can easily find on YouTube is by Lucille Bogan from iirc 1935.

Here are the lyrics (remember this is from a song first recorded in 1924):


I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin between my legs
That'll make a dead-man come

Baby won't you shave 'em dry
Want you to grind me baby
Grind me until I cry

Well I fucked all night
And all the night before, baby
And I feel like I wanna fuck some more
Oh, great God, Daddy grind me honey
Shave me dry

And when you hear me holla baby
Want you to shave me dry

I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
Daddy say that?? and you can make 'em cum
Oh, daddy shave me dry

And I'll give you something baby
Swear it'll make you cry
I'm gonna turn back my mattress
And let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me daddy
Until the bells do ring
Oh daddy
Want you to shave 'em dry

oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try.
Now if fuckin' was a thing that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio til the clock strikes eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
I would fuck you baby, honey I would make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
and the crabs walks in like people
OWWW! Shit!
Baby won't you shave em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God I got fat from fuckin'!
Ehhhh Shave 'em dry!

my back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great God round to kiss my ass
Daddy shave em dry!

I'd like someone to do a cover of that today, not sure of the music, I guess bluesy rock. It would find a home somewhere on the web, despite contempt from all the politically correct 'do gooders'.

 

[Skippy222]

The Jack - acdc. How was I supposed to know she'd been shuffled before.

 

[Letschat689]

Anyone is Adelaide around Wednesday/ Thursday ?

Yes, what do you have planned?

 

[CoffSuck]

Yes, what do you have planned?

Work is on the cards and geography is an issue. Looking to see what’s available ?

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Hey sunny SEQ’ers!

Anyone heading to the planned march in Brissie on Sunday? Be interesting to see if anyone is.

 

[Perth40sM]

Howdy all!

Where are all the Perth freaks Long time reader, just made an account. Would love to chat if anyones keen. The weathers been just too damn cold!

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Hey sunny SEQ’ers!

Anyone heading to the planned march in Brissie on Sunday? Be interesting to see if anyone is.

Is this the Aussie Aussie Aussie oy or oy march? If so I won't be there, not living in QLD but 100% hand on heart support it

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Need to bring our country back to our real values. Send me back to the 80s please

 

[jay49in25]

I'll just leave this here and forgive it's not the right etiquette. I'm not an Aussie, but I think the accent is hands down the hottest in the world. Should a kind Australian lady be searching for online friend, send me a message I would love to learn more about your country.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Need to bring our country back to our real values. Send me back to the 80s please

This. We need to wake up to what has happened. Live simply again.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Is this the Aussie Aussie Aussie oy or oy march? If so I won't be there, not living in QLD but 100% hand on heart support it

Nationwide, I believe. We are losing this country fast. Good to know you stand behind these values!

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Nationwide, I believe. We are losing this country fast. Good to know you stand behind these values!

probably shouldn't talk politics in a fun friendly forum cause it can get nasty, so I'll try to keep it unpolitical, but totally agree, our country is not what it used to be. Our values and national pride disintegrate by the day, and our future generations are going to have to wake up, shake up and fight hard to be able to buy a house, which of course has always been the great Australian dream. I could rant all day and them some...

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Morning Aussies, happy Friday!

 

[cbrRunner]

Morning Aussies, happy Friday!

Happy Friday to you too!

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Morning Aussies, happy Friday!

Back at ya, mate.

Glorious day on the Sunshine Coast today

 

[sunset_dreaming]

probably shouldn't talk politics in a fun friendly forum cause it can get nasty, so I'll try to keep it unpolitical, but totally agree, our country is not what it used to be. Our values and national pride disintegrate by the day, and our future generations are going to have to wake up, shake up and fight hard to be able to buy a house, which of course has always been the great Australian dream. I could rant all day and them some...

All this and so much more.
Agreed - politic free is best. But just thinking that so much is at stake, it’s hard to ignore it.

Appreciate the response though. Hope you’ve got sunshine where you are

(ps. I clicked ‘follow’ - hope you don’t mind)

 

[dah_oz]

OI OI OI
(in case you were wondering on the appropriate response)!

I'm just new to the forum (long-time reader of stories though) and I noticed there seems to be a major assumption or acceptance that most people are American, going by the headings of some of the threads.

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I also couldn't see an obviously Australian thread. So I thought I'd create one.

I'm a nearly 42yo SWF (haha that makes me think of the movie and I only recent watched it). I'm in Queensland, Australia.

Where are my fellow Aussies?

Qld guy right here. Nice to finally see an Aussie girl on here

 

[longname2000]

Sydney here. Would love to hear from anyone.

 

[Barefree55]

Qld guy right here. Nice to finally see an Aussie girl on here

Same…and agree.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

A classic Aussie song to brighten you all up