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[Ellies_adventures]

Good morning all! Nice sunny start in Syd as well, and similarly, need a stretch after a late night of shenanigans

 

[Barefree55]

Beautiful sunny morning in Melbourne. Cold but warming up. I needed to stretch my legs after a bit of fun and games last night.

I’m assuming you stretched your legs a little bit last night, as well?
And I should add, a beautiful sunny morning here in Brisbane. And yes, this is also following some fun and games yesterday afternoon

 

[Ellies_adventures]

I’m assuming you stretched your legs a little bit last night, as well?
And I should add, a beautiful sunny morning here in Brisbane. And yes, this is also following some fun and games yesterday afternoon

Sounds like it was a full moon last night, we all got lucky
Let's ensure to get some more today

 

[marriedpervs]

Was it a full moon? Everyone seemed to get lucky!

 

[softbird]

I had no clue either!

 

[Ellies_adventures]

No it wasn't a full moon unless someone had their pants down outside the restaurant bending over

 

[Ellies_adventures]

So Aussies, what are some of your favourite Aussie songs that have sexual connotations or innuendo?
I'll start with the divinls, I touch myself

 

[Skippy222]

Hey everyone nice to meet you all. Good question Ellie, I'll go with Boys light up

 

[cbrRunner]

“Smut” by the Skyhooks.

I don’t condone the actions portrayed in the song, but it a surprisingly risqué song. Worth listening to or looking up the lyrics if you are not familiar with it.

I’ll also mention “Balwyn Calling” which is another Skyhooks song. Less overt, more suggestive.

 

[Barefree55]

Let me put my love into you…AC/DC

 

[marriedpervs]

So Aussies, what are some of your favourite Aussie songs that have sexual connotations or innuendo?
I'll start with the divinls, I touch myself

Boys Light Up. Australian Crawl.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Smut, skyhooks

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Boys Light Up. Australian Crawl.

Mummas little helper

 

[cbrRunner]

Smut, skyhooks

Did that get played on radio in the 70s? It’s hard to imagine there wouldn’t have been complaints

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Did that get played on radio in the 70s? It’s hard to imagine there wouldn’t have been complaints

I'm not sure, I was too young to remember, but it's a fucking funny song. They certainly pushed the limits for their day

 

[Actingup]

I'm not sure, I was too young to remember, but it's a fucking funny song. They certainly pushed the limits for their day

6 of the 10 songs were banned - this would have been one of them. https://aso.gov.au/titles/music/living-in-the-70s/notes/

 

[cbrRunner]

Thanks.

And how could I have forgotten their “You Just Like Me 'Cos I’m Good In Bed”!

 

[Ellies_adventures]

6 of the 10 songs were banned - this would have been one of them. https://aso.gov.au/titles/music/living-in-the-70s/notes/

An interesting read, I see Michael gudinski was in the mix there, that usually spells a good measure of success

 

[cbrRunner]

Though off topic because it is American. If you haven’t encountered Dirty Blues before then you will probably be quite surprised.

It it a sub genre of Blues originating before WW2 and some popular songs would probably still be banned from radio.

Probably the most notable example is “Shave ‘Em Dry”. This song was first released in 1924 though the recording you can easily find on YouTube is by Lucille Bogan from iirc 1935.

Here are the lyrics (remember this is from a song first recorded in 1924):


I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin between my legs
That'll make a dead-man come

Baby won't you shave 'em dry
Want you to grind me baby
Grind me until I cry

Well I fucked all night
And all the night before, baby
And I feel like I wanna fuck some more
Oh, great God, Daddy grind me honey
Shave me dry

And when you hear me holla baby
Want you to shave me dry

I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
Daddy say that?? and you can make 'em cum
Oh, daddy shave me dry

And I'll give you something baby
Swear it'll make you cry
I'm gonna turn back my mattress
And let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me daddy
Until the bells do ring
Oh daddy
Want you to shave 'em dry

oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try.
Now if fuckin' was a thing that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio til the clock strikes eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
I would fuck you baby, honey I would make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
and the crabs walks in like people
OWWW! Shit!
Baby won't you shave em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God I got fat from fuckin'!
Ehhhh Shave 'em dry!

my back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great God round to kiss my ass
Daddy shave em dry!

 

[RDJ28]

So Aussies, what are some of your favourite Aussie songs that have sexual connotations or innuendo?
I'll start with the divinls, I touch myself

AC/DC- Let me put my love into you

 

[Barefree55]

AC/DC- Let me put my love into you

Great minds think alike… As you will see just a few posts above

 

[CoffSuck]

Anyone is Adelaide around Wednesday/ Thursday ?

 

[sunset_dreaming]

So Aussies, what are some of your favourite Aussie songs that have sexual connotations or innuendo?
I'll start with the divinls, I touch myself

Can’t believe this hasn’t been mentioned…

Nice thread

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Can’t believe this hasn’t been mentioned…

Nice thread

Haha, good old Kev, what a funny fucker

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Haha, good old Kev, what a funny fucker

this was my pivotal moment in learning about Aussie comedy…

not for the faint hearted