Aussie Aussie Aussie....?

OI OI OI
(in case you were wondering on the appropriate response)!

I'm just new to the forum (long-time reader of stories though) and I noticed there seems to be a major assumption or acceptance that most people are American, going by the headings of some of the threads.

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I also couldn't see an obviously Australian thread. So I thought I'd create one.

I'm a nearly 42yo SWF (haha that makes me think of the movie and I only recent watched it). I'm in Queensland, Australia.

Where are my fellow Aussies?
Sydney here - long time reader
 
Never been to Sydney would be nice to get a guided tour of all the "good" 😈 places to see
 
Also since we are all Aussies… what the fuck is with the weather!?!?!? Can it please make up its mind on what the hell it’s doing. I can’t even trust weather predictions as. Always seems wrong. I mean sure you can prepare for all weather conditions but trying to organise a nudist outing is hard when it’s going to be raining or way too fucken hot. Last thing I need is for certain sensitive areas to get sunburnt because I refuse to rub suncream into certain areas…that’s just asking for trouble.
Darwin in July (Casuarina beach) is a sure bet for a great nude beach day. It’s a beautiful beach. But you need sunscreen all through the year (it’s not about heat, it’s about UV and the angle of the Sun in the sky)

Melbourne and Hobart at this time of year are great for avoiding sunburn without needing any sunscreen. The main issue is frostbite on sensitive parts…
 
OI OI OI
(in case you were wondering on the appropriate response)!

I'm just new to the forum (long-time reader of stories though) and I noticed there seems to be a major assumption or acceptance that most people are American, going by the headings of some of the threads.

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I also couldn't see an obviously Australian thread. So I thought I'd create one.

I'm a nearly 42yo SWF (haha that makes me think of the movie and I only recent watched it). I'm in Queensland, Australia.

Where are my fellow Aussies?
I'm right here Tulip.......on the northside of Brisbane
 
Canberra gal here. Hope everyone has had a lovely weekend. Fucking cold here yesterday, today wasn't much better.
 
OI OI OI
(in case you were wondering on the appropriate response)!

I'm just new to the forum (long-time reader of stories though) and I noticed there seems to be a major assumption or acceptance that most people are American, going by the headings of some of the threads.

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I also couldn't see an obviously Australian thread. So I thought I'd create one.

I'm a nearly 42yo SWF (haha that makes me think of the movie and I only recent watched it). I'm in Queensland, Australia.

Where are my fellow Aussies?
Oi oi back at you !! howe are you? I am single male living in Boring old Melbourne look for a friend to chat with
 
Canberra gal here. Hope everyone has had a lovely weekend. Fucking cold here yesterday, today wasn't much better.
It was indeed fucking cold.

I did ParkRun on Saturday and numbers were down.

The temperature was -7C with the Apparent Temp of -11C
 
Welcome Emma.

Our fauna is nice and won’t hurt you unless you are stupid.

If you swim in a river up north then you deserve to get eaten.

If you pick up a pretty blue octopus, then you deserve agonising death.

If you run around madly after getting bitten by a Nope Rope, then you are stupid.

If you put your hand in your mailbox, or your feet in your shoes without checking for spiders then you are really stupid.

Unlike the US we don’t have dangerous animals like bears or mountain lions.
 
Welcome Emma.

Our fauna is nice and won’t hurt you unless you are stupid.

If you swim in a river up north then you deserve to get eaten.

If you pick up a pretty blue octopus, then you deserve agonising death.

If you run around madly after getting bitten by a Nope Rope, then you are stupid.

If you put your hand in your mailbox, or your feet in your shoes without checking for spiders then you are really stupid.

Unlike the US we don’t have dangerous animals like bears or mountain lions.
The most dangerous animal in USA is the Texan. Armed and dangerous.
 
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