Lady bits!

I've always just called it "her pink meat clappers" and no one's complained.

(For real though, I'm with @Frozetta on this one.
 
“Nice bikini burger!”
“Nice what?”
“Your moss cottage. I like it”
“My moss what?”
“Your fish mitten.”
“Oh - my Sigourney Weaver, you mean?”
“Yeah, your spasm chasm.”
“My map of Tasmania? My sausage wallet? My lab kebab?”
“Yeah, that’s right, your Velcro triangle.”
“Thanks! Was thinking of making it a Beetle’s bonnet.”
“Nah, nah, prefer a bearded clam myself.”
“Really? A hairy cheque book?”
“Yup, Davy Crockett’s hat.”
“Well, it’s my lettuce, I’ll do what I want.”

etc. etc. courtesy of Roger’s Profanisaurus.
 
"Hairless love tunnel" is my personal fave. But im also partial to;

Ham wallet
Oyster ditch
Gut locker
Pudding hatch
Boink swatter
Squish mitten
Yippee bog
Bitch wrinkle
Fiddle cove
 
Double post! (Soz)

I also wanted to add I am Australian and we dont  often use cunt in a sexual context.

Also, "folds" gives me the ick big time. If I was with someone who wanted to do  anything to my "folds" it would be all over 😂 for id have died of laughter.
 
Double post! (Soz)

I also wanted to add I am Australian and we dont  often use cunt in a sexual context.

Also, "folds" gives me the ick big time. If I was with someone who wanted to do  anything to my "folds" it would be all over 😂 for id have died of laughter.
How about the word “Moist” women hate that here in America.
I can’t say dang that is one moist cake in my house with out getting the look
 
How about the word “Moist” women hate that here in America.
I can’t say dang that is one moist cake in my house with out getting the look
I can handle moist in most settings tbh. But yeah if someone told me how "moist" I am id probably lose it lmao. Sounds like I'm about to grow mold?
 
"Sorry," I say "my dehumidifier broke so I've been using rock salt and baking soda, it's just not as good," I turn away shyly, as I ponder whether I should try some silica pearl packets.
 
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