Lady bits!

[Ian_Snow]

I've always just called it "her pink meat clappers" and no one's complained.

(For real though, I'm with @Frozetta on this one.

 

[GuiltyCowboy]

“Nice bikini burger!”
“Nice what?”
“Your moss cottage. I like it”
“My moss what?”
“Your fish mitten.”
“Oh - my Sigourney Weaver, you mean?”
“Yeah, your spasm chasm.”
“My map of Tasmania? My sausage wallet? My lab kebab?”
“Yeah, that’s right, your Velcro triangle.”
“Thanks! Was thinking of making it a Beetle’s bonnet.”
“Nah, nah, prefer a bearded clam myself.”
“Really? A hairy cheque book?”
“Yup, Davy Crockett’s hat.”
“Well, it’s my lettuce, I’ll do what I want.”

etc. etc. courtesy of Roger’s Profanisaurus.

 

[SilkyVine]

"Hairless love tunnel" is my personal fave. But im also partial to;

Ham wallet
Oyster ditch
Gut locker
Pudding hatch
Boink swatter
Squish mitten
Yippee bog
Bitch wrinkle
Fiddle cove

 

[SilkyVine]

Double post! (Soz)

I also wanted to add I am Australian and we dont  often use cunt in a sexual context.

Also, "folds" gives me the ick big time. If I was with someone who wanted to do  anything to my "folds" it would be all over for id have died of laughter.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Double post! (Soz)

I also wanted to add I am Australian and we dont  often use cunt in a sexual context.

Also, "folds" gives me the ick big time. If I was with someone who wanted to do  anything to my "folds" it would be all over for id have died of laughter.

How about the word “Moist” women hate that here in America.
I can’t say dang that is one moist cake in my house with out getting the look

 

[SilkyVine]

How about the word “Moist” women hate that here in America.
I can’t say dang that is one moist cake in my house with out getting the look

I can handle moist in most settings tbh. But yeah if someone told me how "moist" I am id probably lose it lmao. Sounds like I'm about to grow mold?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I can handle moist in most settings tbh. But yeah if someone told me how "moist" I am id probably lose it lmao. Sounds like I'm about to grow mold?

As someone pills back after a passionate deep tongue wrestling French kiss and says…your lips are moist

 

[SilkyVine]

"Sorry," I say "my dehumidifier broke so I've been using rock salt and baking soda, it's just not as good," I turn away shyly, as I ponder whether I should try some silica pearl packets.

 

[Britva415]

 

[AG31]

How about the word “Moist” women hate that here in America.

I must have missed a class. I'm American, and I find it kind of a useful word.

 

[iwatchus]

I must have missed a class. I'm American, and I find it kind of a useful word.

I think this is somewhat generational. Somehow the young uns (compared thus) object to the word.

 

[SilkyVine]

I must have missed a class. I'm American, and I find it kind of a useful word.

"This turkey is moist"

 

[Justabaldguy70]

"This turkey is moist"

Exactly…like spread those legs and stuff that moist turkey …errr

 

[SilkyVine]

Exactly…like spread those legs and stuff that moist turkey …errr

I think unless it's a were-turkey that's not allowed on this site