ericalauren
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I'm so glad that today is cool enough for me to sit outside on the porch.
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Which is why lefties are saferHave you ever stopped to think.... That just about every hand you shook (not all but the high high majority) have had a dick in it?
Don't know why I just thought that .... but I did so I leave that for you all to ponder now.
That's good!And every one of us believes you![]()
@LaisDeMarieDeFrance I think someone is serenading you!Cheese. Cheese on toast. Cheese with marmite. Cheese with more cheese. Cheese with lashings of pickle.
Cheese.
Are there crackers at this serenade?@LaisDeMarieDeFrance I think someone is serenading you!
Who are you calling cracker?Are there crackers at this serenade?
Cheese Oreo’s? Apparently only available in China, but maybe worth the trip?Cheese. Cheese on toast. Cheese with marmite. Cheese with more cheese. Cheese with lashings of pickle.
Cheese.
I am wondering what kind of cheese they put in them, doesn’t sound that appetizingCheese Oreo’s? Apparently only available in China, but maybe worth the trip?
It is a long way to go for dick cheeseI am wondering what kind of cheese they put in them, doesn’t sound that appetizing
Is that the chees you like in your OreoIt is a long way to go for dick cheese
I don’t like Oreo’s but they may contain nutsIs that the chees you like in your Oreo
I guess it depends what side of the equator I would be living inToday, I have been thinking about people having three legs. If you had three legs, would you want the middle one to be left or right footed?![]()
We can have pizza together if you wantI should have ordered 3 pizzas. Didn't think I'd eat a whole one by accident
They aren’t upside down or wrong way round legs, they are just normal legs.I guess it depends what side of the equator I would be living in