What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Apisto42]

A coworker just asked me to shank her husband because he's getting a pacemaker in a couple weeks, but he keeps trying to do yard work. Mom's heart gave out last year and she passed, so I'm thinking about giving him a very serious talking to. And maybe a verbal shanking.

How many wheels of cheese is a shanking? Does that include disposal?

AFAF

(Sorry to hear about moms)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

How many wheels of cheese is a shanking? Does that include disposal?

AFAF

(Sorry to hear about moms)

She's a dear friend too, so she gets it for free. But she is making me cheesecake for our staff meeting next month.

Disposal is a years worth of queso. It's pretty hard labor and detailed work.

Thank you

 

[Apisto42]

She's a dear friend too, so she gets it for free. But she is making me cheesecake for our staff meeting next month.

Disposal is a years worth of queso. It's pretty hard labor and detailed work.

Thank you

I need friends like you two.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't remember there being this many wonderful people on her before. Glad I came back.

You're welcome.

 

[Apisto42]

Disposal is a years worth of queso. It's pretty hard labor and detailed work.

Shallow hole, 5 lb bag of lime. Easy peasy.

Or so I’ve heard.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I created mine so that I had somebody decent to have cyber sex with

And I still think she's the hottest person here.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I created mine so that I had somebody decent to have cyber sex with

when you're not to busy stalking me and getting dental work done?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wonder if my av is going to disappear too?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Shallow hole, 5 lb bag of lime. Easy peasy.

Or so I’ve heard.

No, no, no... you have to worry about trace evidence. Fingerprints, hair, etc. Plus there's cameras everywhere these days. It's exhausting trying to plan the perfect murder. Um, not that I'd know...

 

[Taegul]

"Human case of screwworm detected in the U.S."

Not sure why this article comes out now. I've been in the U.S. for decades.

 

[Apisto42]

No, no, no... you have to worry about trace evidence. Fingerprints, hair, etc. Plus there's cameras everywhere these days. It's exhausting trying to plan the perfect murder. Um, not that I'd know...

Have you visited a state or federal forest lately? You can dig holes and have a bonfire. It’s fabulous.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I wonder if my av is going to disappear too?

I will hunt them down and torture them until they return it

 

[AmberLGreen]

And I still think she's the hottest person here.

I base my alter ego cyber lover on your sexiness

 

[AmberLGreen]

I wonder if my av is going to disappear too?

Don’t worry. I have your picture saved about 10,000 times so I can always send you a copy to upload again

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Have you visited a state or federal forest lately? You can dig holes and have a bonfire. It’s fabulous.

I live pretty darn close to one!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Have you visited a state or federal forest lately? You can dig holes and have a bonfire. It’s fabulous.

I live pretty darn close to one!

Those bonfires are Frenchie burning the bodies

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yup yup!

What is that?

 

[munch2much]

I’m proud of myself for resisting the urge to eat a second toasted teacake. As my brain catches up with my stomach, it’s clear it would have been a poor decision.

I further think the US is missing out, as apparently they don’t have them over there

 

[HopefulRetirement]

You're welcome.

Of course there are the exceptions.....

 

[Wand3rlust]

I base my alter ego cyber lover on your sexiness

I thought I was your alter ego cyber lover??

Damn. Does this mean I'm actually in control of this shit?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Oh fuck, that’s not good.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is there a way to teleport?
afaf....
A very horny friend....

 

[munch2much]

Is there a way to teleport?
afaf....
A very horny friend....

And every one of us believes you

 

[CuriousRick]

Should I take a nap or keep scrolling lit

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Wishing my head would stop hurting.