AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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I work with diagnostic tools tooWaiting on a diagnostic tool to finish it's thing.
Oh wait…
No I work with analysing pricks
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I work with diagnostic tools tooWaiting on a diagnostic tool to finish it's thing.
That’s my girlAlways.
Live life on the edge
*falls off the edge. Gets up. Dusts self down*That’s my girl![]()
I like the edge.*falls off the edge. Gets up. Dusts self down*
Nothing to see here.
*repeats*
Warning - Long story*falls off the edge. Gets up. Dusts self down*
Nothing to see here.
*repeats*
Aw.Warning - Long story
The other week, I went to get the bus to work. My son’s girlfriend was with me. At the bus stop, I started to feel hot and needed to sit down but there aren’t any seats at the bus stop. I sat down on the kerb. A couple of minutes later, the bus came around the corner and I tried to get up. Not being 10 years old anymore, I couldn’t get up. I asked my son’s girlfriend to help me and she tried pulling me up by arm at the side of me. The girl is barely 5 stone wet through. I couldn’t twist enough to get up and the bus was getting nearer. I turned myself over so I was on my knees with my arse pointing out into the road. She tried to help me again but I stumbled and went face down on the floor. She managed to get me up just as the bus pulled into the stop. A woman who I normally talk to on the bus had seen me on the floor and came running down the bus to see if I was ok. I pretended I was and just said I was going to go back home. She asked if I was ok to walk back home and I said I only lived 50 years down the road. The bus driver asked if I wanted him to drive me there. I just kept saying that I was fine. I felt like such a twat. I only ended up with a grazed knee and a ton of embarrassment![]()
Warning - Long story
The other week, I went to get the bus to work. My son’s girlfriend was with me. At the bus stop, I started to feel hot and needed to sit down but there aren’t any seats at the bus stop. I sat down on the kerb. A couple of minutes later, the bus came around the corner and I tried to get up. Not being 10 years old anymore, I couldn’t get up. I asked my son’s girlfriend to help me and she tried pulling me up by arm at the side of me. The girl is barely 5 stone wet through. I couldn’t twist enough to get up and the bus was getting nearer. I turned myself over so I was on my knees with my arse pointing out into the road. She tried to help me again but I stumbled and went face down on the floor. She managed to get me up just as the bus pulled into the stop. A woman who I normally talk to on the bus had seen me on the floor and came running down the bus to see if I was ok. I pretended I was and just said I was going to go back home. She asked if I was ok to walk back home and I said I only lived 50 years down the road. The bus driver asked if I wanted him to drive me there. I just kept saying that I was fine. I felt like such a twat. I only ended up with a grazed knee and a ton of embarrassment![]()
I have had no sleep so I will probably be a bit of a bastard today. You have been warned![]()
Aw.
I wish I'd have been there. I'd have helped.
And taken photos. Maybe a video.
Also, I'd have made the bus driver drop me home. How cool would that be?
I'm glad you're OK.
Just... avoid the bus stops. They are dangerous.... Okay, I need to get a visa thingy and get my arse to England!!
- I want to visit you two ladies, now you have been warned!It is your own fault really, after all; being that funny and cool, you should have known how amazing that makes you!!
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Just... avoid the bus stops. They are dangerous.
Just came across your storiesAt work, it’s my final week before getting ready for return to Uni, and I’m in the lounge having elevenses with the other girls.
Lucy.
How's that working out?Drinking tea - Earl Grey - on a cold morning...and trying to work, amd not be distracted lol
What are you having for lunch?Eating lunch, browsing lit. Gym time soon
Korean noodles and chicken.. you?What are you having for lunch?