Even More Random Thoughts

[Esslemont]

…..my beautiful wife.

Through trial and tribulation we endured.
And the largest part of that enduring, was a result of our own folly and selfish pride.

Now….in these most blessed of times, we thrive.
And the total of that, is through our trust and humility, towards each other.


As we reaffirmed our commitment, to this union of two, I promised to show you the full measure of my love.
And you, spoke the words of adoration and hope.

We are now annealed through devotion, that no strain can break.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

Because we are preprogrammed to think that villainy is really Robinhood. Sometimes it’s just a fucking asshole in disguise


I am fond of fucking the villain and getting it out of my system

Ooh I been told I'm a villain!

 

[Chillygirl]

Is a brick of cheese just a loaf of milk?

 

[Cat]

Is a brick of cheese just a loaf of milk?

Loaf of old milk!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Is a brick of cheese just a loaf of milk?

It's just milk jello.

 

[Chillygirl]

It's just milk jello.

Somehow that makes me so uncomfortable

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Somehow that makes me so uncomfortable

My work here is done.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Something about cleaning your house for company that makes you realize what a total gremlin you are.

Its the only reason I occasionally invite people round.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Wonder what retirement would feel like...hmm this isn't bad to be honest.

 

[JordynRose]

I love THC and shrooms.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

As is my unfortunate habit, I appear to have, once again, killed off a few of the threads I post in...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

One shouldn't mess with people who have AVs of animals holding knives.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

One shouldn't mess with people who have AVs of animals holding knives.

But I like the danger!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I wonder if I'm going to realize I can no longer drive.

Is pulling up to my driveway dragging 3 trash cans, 9 feet of fence, a street sign and gas pump hose a sign?!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But I like the danger!

You picked one with TWO knives. That's more than danger.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

You picked one with TWO knives. That's more than danger.

Double the excitement! One for pain and one for the possibility of pain. What's not to love?!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Double the excitement! One for pain and one for the possibility of pain. What's not to love?!

You might not make it to retirement.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

You might not make it to retirement.

But I'll go with a smile!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You might not make it to retirement.

Maybe he just wants to go into it with his penis shank pierced?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Maybe he just wants to go into it with his penis shank pierced?

That sounds... painful.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

That sounds... painful.

Totally not the pain I was talking about!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Totally not the pain I was talking about!

But that might be the result.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

But that might be the result.

Fuck it. YOLO!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I need to try shrooms one of these days

 

[Chillygirl]

Man today has been brain numbing. My neck and shoulders are killing me from being so tense.