~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HopefulRetirement]

His job is working the checkout counter at an adult bookstore

That's why I never have any take home pay!!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

That's why I never have any take home pay!!

Has a lot of take home pay

 

[lilmissdarling]

His villain origin story includes: a forgotten birthday, the clown that became his step daddy and we wont even talk about the piñata.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His villain origin story includes: a forgotten birthday, the clown that became his step daddy and we wont even talk about the piñata.

She imbues piñatas with the souls of deceased porn stars.

 

[Cindy027]

The always dancing moniker is just a ruse as he is trying to get all music banned in the state of Missouri.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

His villain origin story includes: a forgotten birthday, the clown that became his step daddy and we wont even talk about the piñata.

Wait, wait. Don't stop! That's a fucking compelling back story! The masses want more!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Wait, wait. Don't stop! That's a fucking compelling back story! The masses want more!

His retirement came from a pinata processing plant

 

[Series 6]

Wait, wait. Don't stop! That's a fucking compelling back story! The masses want more!

He says he’s always looking, but he never goes to the eye doctor.
Probably has something to do with his evil villain superpowers

 

[Series 6]

His retirement came from a pinata processing plant

Has a irrational fear of piñata’s

 

[EctoJohn]

Is an expert on Japanese pastries.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is an expert on Japanese pastries.

By his second birthday, Ecto John had dispatched 3 dragons, a long with 7 Hun raiding parties. The tales of his exploits were gaining traction throughout Europe. On his third birthday, everything would change...

 

[Series 6]

By his second birthday, Ecto John had dispatched 3 dragons, a long with 7 Hun raiding parties. The tales of his exploits were gaining traction throughout Europe. On his third birthday, everything would change...

Hates birthday parties

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Hates birthday parties

Thinks the Gungans are the best race in Star Wars

 

[Series 6]

Thinks the Gungans are the best race in Star Wars

Has never seen Star Wars

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Has never seen Star Wars

Thinks Star Wars is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Series 6]

Thinks Star Wars is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

Constantly makes inappropriate comments about other people’s tools.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Wait, wait. Don't stop! That's a fucking compelling back story! The masses want more!

Its not my story to tell. But a word of advice... Do.. NOT.. wear a clown nose around him.

Constantly makes inappropriate comments about other people’s tools.

Was an extra on Starship Troopers.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Walks around dressed as Leah and waiting for someone to give her a lightsaber

 

[Series 6]

Walks around dressed as Leah and waiting for someone to give her a lightsaber

Has never seen Star Wars

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Is envious of the larger Series 7

 

[Series 6]

Is envious of the larger Series 7

Places too much importance on size

 

[Cindy027]

Dresses up for cosplay every weekend but struggles to get out of costume fast enough during intimate moments that he ends up getting none.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Speaks from experience. Has been let down too many times

 

[Series 6]

Dresses up for cosplay every weekend but struggles to get out of costume fast enough during intimate moments that he ends up getting none.

Is secretly a furry

 

[Series 6]

Speaks from experience. Has been let down too many times

Has an escape hatch on his cosplay costume