deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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Is alliteration not an acceptable literary device for sapiosex?!?
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Apisto42
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You totally should. If you need help, video call me and I’ll walk you through it. Cause I’m all helpful like that.One dick, two dicks, three dicks more!
When I have a naughty dream, it’s more of like a general aura and sense of knowing what’s going on - not direct explicit images. Sometimes there’s a flash of… movement, maybe, but never a full on flash, y’know?
Same thing goes with the lady bits, even my own remain a mystery. Maybe I need to look in the mirror more often
Usually a chaotic mess. If sexy things happen it’s totally random and usually fucking weird.
Heh
Fucking idiots.
But to answer the question, I’m horrible at planning things. Usually my most exciting sexy times have been the universe (and very friendly generous girls) being nice (so very nice) to me.
Somewhere between horror (a relative was in one) and a solid 8. Only an eight because I’ve never had a dream orgasm. Most disappointing to wake up right before climax. Aching, throbbing, and no release.How wild do your dreams actually get, on the scale of kissing in the rain being 1 and whatever the hell @aussiegeekygal has been accomplishing (love and respect and jealousy to you) being a 10? Is dreamland you more adventurous?
Nope. My subconscious is better left to its own devices.
Yes. @aussiegeekygal showed up in one. Kissed me, whispered in my ear that she was going to seduce my wife and walked away. It was most discombobulating.Have you dreamt about anyone from Lit? Don’t lie to meeeeeeeeeeeee, I can tell you’re lying. Tell us the truth
devilsanus
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Just stumbled upon this. Ill say that I've owned and tried a few. I think the men's toy market is lackluster at best. Not much out there and what IS out there isn't great. Probably a couple reasons....This is what I’ve been saying for monthsbut you bring one squash into it and suddenly no one wants to share
But you already know that, you were there
Still, I am curious how many men have toys and hide it not only from their partners, but people they chat with online and why? Have you ever DIY’d your own American Pie? When did you purchase your first real one? How does it compare to your newest purchase? What feature/settings are crucial to you enjoying yourself to the fullest with a sex toy?
1. Anatomically, I think its much more difficult to be creative, discreet and realistic for men's pleasure.
2. I think most men are more interested and turned on by getting women turned on, so using a toy with/on a woman is a great way for a man to enjoy himself.
Curious who agrees or disagrees and what ither options are out there.
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I had a sex dream about @Orchidea73 and a male Litster on a pool chair. This was a couple years ago at least and I shared this with her at the time. His name is escaping me at the moment (I swear it is - I’m home from work bc I’m not feeling well- I’m not just being obnoxious).
hotwords229_A
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Hotwords! Was it Hotwords? I hope it was Hotwords!
I also hope you feel better.
deft
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Apisto42
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Hope you feel better.
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Hotwords! Was it Hotwords? I hope it was Hotwords!
I also hope you feel better.
Deftinitely me
Feel better soon!
No sadly although it would have been awesome… I’ll work on that orgy sequel to my dream.Hope you feel better.
I don’t want to embarrass him bc I don’t know him very well — like why is this rando having a dream about me
- I will say it wasn’t super detailed. Just that it happened.He was into baseball … ? Hasn’t posted in a while?
Anyway now I need to just focus on ME starring in my own dreams.
hotwords229_A
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Without even knowing him, I can guarantee you 100% this would not embarrass him.No sadly although it would have been awesome… I’ll work on that orgy sequel to my dream.
I don’t want to embarrass him bc I don’t know him very well — like why is this rando having a dream about me
He was into baseball … ? Hasn’t posted in a while?
It would make him a King among the rest of us.
deft
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A Lit Dream Orgy sounds fun!No sadly although it would have been awesome… I’ll work on that orgy sequel to my dream.
I don’t want to embarrass him bc I don’t know him very well — like why is this rando having a dream about me
He was into baseball … ? Hasn’t posted in a while?
Anyway now I need to just focus on ME starring in my own dreams.
hotwords229_A
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A Lit REAL orgy sounds even better!
deft
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I have that planned for Blackpool Tower Ballroom some time for 2026. All invited.A Lit REAL orgy sounds even better!
hotwords229_A
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It’s going to be known as a BALLroom for a totally different reason after that party!
deft
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It's used for a TV show called Strictly Come Dancing... and that's what we'll all be doing.It’s going to be known as a BALLroom for a totally different reason after that party!
Apisto42
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As long as you promise to wear a sparkly tiara I’ll be there.
deft
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Just a sparkly tiara? Nothing else?
hotwords229_A
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So far, our orgy consists of three guys. 
We may need to rebrand this party.
We may need to rebrand this party.
HopefulRetirement
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So you're not taking any more volunteers? Missed my chance again!So far, our orgy consists of three guys.
We may need to rebrand this party.
deft
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Hot Boy Anal always brings the girls running, I heard.So far, our orgy consists of three guys.
We may need to rebrand this party.
HopefulRetirement
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Im going to have to second guess my desire to join this little sausage party.
Apisto42
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Did I say “tiara”? I meant “cock-ring”.Just a sparkly tiara? Nothing else?
We can get sparkly matching cockrings for all the guys to show the girls if any of them show up.
hotwords229_A
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Running away, you mean!
hotwords229_A
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I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.
Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.
Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .
Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.
Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .
MindYaBitness
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nah, it's like a bat signal for @StillRainRunning away, you mean!
Wand3rlust
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Wow.
