Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

It's used for a TV show called Strictly Come Dancing... and that's what we'll all be doing.

As long as you promise to wear a sparkly tiara I’ll be there.

 

[deft]

As long as you promise to wear a sparkly tiara I’ll be there.

Just a sparkly tiara? Nothing else?

 

[hotwords229_A]

So far, our orgy consists of three guys.

We may need to rebrand this party.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

So far, our orgy consists of three guys.

We may need to rebrand this party.

So you're not taking any more volunteers? Missed my chance again!

 

[deft]

So far, our orgy consists of three guys.

We may need to rebrand this party.

Hot Boy Anal always brings the girls running, I heard.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Hot Boy Anal always brings the girls running, I heard.

Im going to have to second guess my desire to join this little sausage party.

 

[Apisto42]

Just a sparkly tiara? Nothing else?

Did I say “tiara”? I meant “cock-ring”.

We can get sparkly matching cockrings for all the guys to show the girls if any of them show up.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hot Boy Anal always brings the girls running, I heard.

Running away, you mean!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.

Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.

Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .

 

[MindYaBitness]

Running away, you mean!

nah, it's like a bat signal for @StillRain

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wow.

 

[deft]

Wow.

Wanna come up and do the foxtrot?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wanna come up and do the foxtrot?

Think the rhumba is more my jam....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Think the rhumba is more my jam....

All I heard was smear jam on my cleavage.

 

[Wand3rlust]

All I heard was smear jam on my cleavage.

*sigh*

Too sticky in a bad way.

 

[deft]

All I heard was smear jam on my cleavage.

That's an American Smooth.

 

[EvaLane]

Think the rhumba is more my jam....

Thought this said thumb and immediately thought of these friendly guys

 

[Apisto42]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.

Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.

Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .

Knowing the ladies of lit, the threat won’t be necessary and might be counter productive.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Knowing the ladies of lit, the threat won’t be necessary and might be counter productive.

Always have a backup plan.

 

[lavendersilk]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.

Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.

Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Saving the Puppies and Penguins Gala.

Then, once the place is packed with women, we tell them that if every dick in the room doesn’t get sucked, we’re going to kill all the puppies and penguins.

Side note: I don’t support doing this, but if you want to get your knob polished . . .

I've heard of getting a woman tipsy to lower her inhibitions, but puppy murder is a whole new genre of coercion. Where do you come up with this stuff???

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've heard of getting a woman tipsy to lower her inhibitions, but puppy murder is a whole new genre of coercion. Where do you come up with this stuff???

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I wouldn’t actually do it. It’s just a thought conjured in my pants.
Penis’s are evil.

Jesus Christ. I’ll take care of everyone if need be. Just don’t hurt the cute animals.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Jesus Christ. I’ll take care of everyone if need be. Just don’t hurt the cute animals.

And they called me a maniac!

 

[hotwords229_A]

How have they never made a movie about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, where Mr. Hyde was Dr. Jekyll’s dick?

It practically writes itself.