I know you too well to share my kinks.

[Cat]

Is that a thing?

Honestly - the rain in the UK is mainly cold.
Warm rain I can imagine could be more fun.

Is warm rain even a thing, or just something invented for the sake of movies?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is warm rain even a thing, or just something invented for the sake of movies?

I've been in the rain in Barbados. Its definitely a thing.

 

[deft]

I've been in the rain in Barbados. Its definitely a thing.

Like an open-air shower!

 

[Cat]

I've been in the rain in Barbados. Its definitely a thing.

Like an open-air shower!

Yeah.. nothing like the Danish rain, even in the summer it will chill your drinks significantly.

Not something anyone enjoys being outside in, even less getting soaked from. ️

 

[deft]

Do wet clothes make you horny?

Not in themselves... but wet t-shirts presented for sexy reasons are hot... but the sexiest is the shadow of stiff nipples after an unexpected drenching.

Have you ever had sex in the rain?

Not outside in the rain...

Why does getting your clothes wet seem so sexy? Is it the implied nudity, the clinginess of the fabric, the potential porn setup—let’s get you out of those clothes, or something more visceral?

Wet clothes feel horrible on me... but look good on others. Does that make sense?

Do you think getting wet outdoors triggers some primal signal in our brain that makes us ready to fuck, or am I out of my mind?

Not sure about this one

Have you ever taken part in a wet T-shirt contest?

No, but I took a photo for Lit with wet boxers on... so...

Have you ever jumped in a pool fully clothed? Why?

No. I refer you to my thoughts on wearing wet clothing a couple of questions ago

Do you feel sexy when you are fully clothed, but soaking wet?

I'm afraid not.

 

[Cat]

Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

Do wet clothes make you horny?

Nope, it makes me want to get a hot shower, a cuppa and most likely a hot bowl of dhaal.

Have you ever had sex in the rain?

Nope. I was never into ice play.

Why does getting your clothes wet seem so sexy? Is it the implied nudity, the clinginess of the fabric, the potential porn setup—let’s get you out of those clothes, or something more visceral?

Oh... You are making me feel weird now, I mean: my first thought when I see someone drenched is to offer them a towel and a hot shower..

Not quite sexy. More "I need to help this person, otherwise they are going to get really ill."

Do you think getting wet outdoors triggers some primal signal in our brain that makes us ready to fuck, or am I out of my mind?

Do you want me to answer this?

Have you ever taken part in a wet T-shirt contest?

No.

Have you ever jumped in a pool fully clothed? Why?

Uhhm..no? Pools are not all that common up here, it costs a fortune to keep them warm enough to use, and then comes the cleaning.

.. We do saunas instead! And those are usually obligatory naked.

Do you feel sexy when you are fully clothed, but soaking wet?

..eh?! No.

 

[deft]

It appears that there may be a US/Europe cultural divide when it comes to getting drenched with one's clothes on...

 

[Cat]

It appears that there may be a US/Europe cultural divide when it comes to getting drenched with one's clothes on...

It is the weather thingy.. and maybe a cultural thing. But here, getting drenched with your clothes on; even kids know that is how you get pneumonia.

 

[deft]

It is the weather thingy.. and maybe a cultural thing. But here, getting drenched with your clothes on; even kids knows that is how you get pneumonia.

I think maybe it's too many wet t-shirt competitions in sub-tropical Daytona Beach at Spring Break!

 

[Cat]

I think maybe it's too many wet t-shirt competitions in sub-tropical Daytona Beach at Spring Break!

And movies, I am always going to blame movies for giving people unrealistic expectations.

 

[deft]

And movies, I am always going to blame movies for giving people unrealistic expectations.

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[deft]

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(and I'm not going to say how I found that picture so quickly )

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Or August heat and humidity bringing pop up thunderstorms when its 100+ in the shade. Its like being in a sauna.

 

[deft]

Or August heat and humidity bringing pop up thunderstorms when its 100+ in the shade. Its like being in a sauna.

But not naked, right? Right?

 

[Cat]

Or August heat and humidity bringing pop up thunderstorms when its 100+ in the shade. Its like being in a sauna.

So you are naked all of the time, whipping yourself with birch branches.. And drinking ice water.. but without rolling in the snow...

*Trying to imagine that*

 

[deft]

So you are naked all of the time, whipping yourself with birch branches.. And drinking ice water.. but without rolling in the snow...

*Trying to imagine that*

Surely they've only got sand to roll in after that kind of sauna... and sand gets everywhere

 

[Cat]

Surely they've only got sand to roll in after that kind of sauna... and sand gets everywhere

Ugh.. sand is like glitter : it gets everywhere.. And it never goes away!!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Ugh.. sand is like glitter : it gets everywhere.. And it never goes away!!

Just think of it and natural deep exfoliating experience

 

[deft]

Ugh.. sand is like glitter : it gets everywhere.. And it never goes away!!

Especially when one is perspiring from the sauna!

No... I think... on balance... Nordic sauna is my preference

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Surely they've only got sand to roll in after that kind of sauna... and sand gets everywhere

A little sand and a lot of Mississippi mud!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wet clothes feel horrible on me... but look good on others. Does that make sense?

Yes.

Oh... You are making me feel weird now, I mean: my first thought when I see someone drenched is to offer them a towel and a hot shower..

I assure you the weirdness is entirely mine.

 

[Cat]

Yes.

I assure you the weirdness is entirely mine.

Awwww... But, I like your weirdness.. somehow, weirdness looks good on you!

 

[Apisto42]

Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

Do wet clothes make you horny?

No. To be clear: me in wet clothes is just uncomfortable. A sexy lover in wet clothes that I’m going to strip off is sexy.

Have you ever had sex in the rain?

Yes. Unlike our friends in more northern climes, a summer rainstorm that breaks the heat and is actually fairly warm water is amazing.

Why does getting your clothes wet seem so sexy? Is it the implied nudity, the clinginess of the fabric, the potential porn setup—let’s get you out of those clothes, or something more visceral?

I blame 80’s movies and ads.

Do you think getting wet outdoors triggers some primal signal in our brain that makes us ready to fuck, or am I out of my mind?

No, but I do love being in the ocean, pool, rainstorm. I like water.

Have you ever taken part in a wet T-shirt contest?

No one would have appreciated that.

Have you ever jumped in a pool fully clothed?

Yes.

Why?

Dear penthouse letters,

I was walking by a pool the other day…

No seriously, we were teenagers, it was hot as fuck and we just jumped in. Probably heat delirium.

Do you feel sexy when you are fully clothed, but soaking wet?

No. I feel uncomfortable and ready to be not uncomfortable.

 

[Mei5ter]

Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

Do wet clothes make you horny?

er...yes

Have you ever had sex in the rain?

We're back to the climate question. I defy anyone to have sex in British rain. But kissing in the rain, even in this climate? Doesn't get much more romantic than that, does it?

Why does getting your clothes wet seem so sexy? Is it the implied nudity, the clinginess of the fabric...

Yes but it's also just the sheer (in all senses) visual attraction of it. I can't post a picture of Colin Firth as Mr Darcy from thr BBC's Pride and Prejudice, but...look. I'm about the straightest of straight men around, in that I simply don't find myself naturally sexually attracted to men. But if anything was going to change my mind? That would.

Wet clothes go translucent, and go from loose fitting to figure hugging. They're the mid-stage between clothed and naked. And that transition happens while you watch. And...women in swimsuits. That's lingerie for outdoors.

Latex is really just an ill-fitting, sweaty attempt to make lingerie glisten like it's wet it can look trashy or fantastic, and both of those are hot. But it won't ever look as good as the real, deliciously wet thing.

, the potential porn setup—let’s get you out of those clothes...

You watch porn for the plot lines?

or something more visceral?

Mmhmm.

Do you think getting wet outdoors...

Or indoors. We may not have warm rain in this country, but hotel rooms have lovely big showers....

triggers some primal signal in our brain that makes us ready to fuck, or am I out of my mind?

Oh no, sir. On this point you have never been more sane.

Have you ever taken part in a wet T-shirt contest?

No. I am not a wet T shirt, and so not eligible to enter.

Have you ever jumped in a pool fully clothed? Why?

As @Cat says, in this part of the world that only leads to hypothermia. I have jumped in a pool fully clothed to pass a swimming proficiency test at school, which was not a remotely erotic experience on any level. I have also jumped into the Atlantic Ocean while falling to stabilise a small boat and misjudging how centres of gravity work. I got a round of applause from the onlookers for comedy value, though, so there was that.

Do you feel sexy when you are fully clothed, but soaking wet?

Unless I'm freezing cold...er...yes?

Bonus question:

If your partner asked you to dress up (define how you wish) to fuck in a lovely warm hotel shower, would you indulge them reluctantly, dive in with enthusiasm, or dump them on the spot?

 

[Cat]

Bonus question:

If your partner asked you to dress up (define how you wish) to fuck in a lovely warm hotel shower, would you indulge them reluctantly, dive in with enthusiasm, or dump them on the spot?

Enthusiastically indulging!