Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[NCneedslove_18]

We do know you are funny and intelligent!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Okay, last one for the evening.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract…

You're not wrong...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Okay, last one for the evening.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.

OUCH...

 

[Lichen2CU]

We do know you are funny and intelligent!

That is very kind of you to say. Thank you....

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Well, you are a scientist and tell funny dad jokes!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I lied! Here’s one more.


Why did the condom fly across the room?

It was pissed off.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Ha! You're the "star" of dad jokes. Way more and better than mine!

 

[softbird]

...I assumed you'd already figured out that I'm exactly what NO ONE is looking for...

Sometimes that's not a bad thing...

 

[Lichen2CU]

I lied! Here’s one more.


Why did the condom fly across the room?

It was pissed off.

Thank you for proving my point!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Sometimes that's not a bad thing...

A lot of times it’s refreshing especially on here.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Sometimes that's not a bad thing...

... perhaps not.

 

[softbird]

A lot of times it’s refreshing especially on here.

Couldn't agree more!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Couldn't agree more!

OK - I admit it. A lot of hetero guys are pretty predictable.... I'm old enough to be less predictable...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Thank you for proving my point!!

I wish I could claim them as my own! But I had some help from a friend

 

[Lichen2CU]

I wish I could claim them as my own! But I had some help from a friend

You have friends of the highest quality...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

You have friends of the highest quality...

Thanks, I think so!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Thanks, I think so!

I shall hope to be counted amongst those friends someday...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I shall hope to be counted amongst those friends someday...

I am sure you will be!

 

[Lichen2CU]

I am sure you will be!

Thank you - that is very kind. Even though I may be "refreshing", it's a bit lonely being "exactly what nobody is looking for"....

 

[Lichen2CU]

softbird? Did we lose you?

 

[softbird]

softbird? Did we lose you?

I'm in Australia and actually at work...I'm never far though!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Australia!! Must be Monday morning there... I will respect your work schedule! I'm retired, but I have vague memories of working...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I have to say goodnight. I will try and pop on again this week! Have a great night!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Goodnight NC - always a pleasure...